Pope was walking home after a long day of doing nothing.
He got home and had a shower.
a strange music started playing.
and he began to transform.
He staggered out of the shower and grasped onto the towel rack.His skin went soft and felt like cotton and he slowly transformed into a towel.
Pope the towel was draped over the heated towel rack now.
He began to burn.
he turned into bacon.
his friends walked in and saw the bacon on the floor.
They began to eat pope the bacon and found him very yummy though they were unaware that they were eating their friend. John B asked Jj to get some sauce.
Jj said "Shit broski we should prolly find out mate pope" but they found the bacon they were eating too delicious and tasty they continued to eat and eat and eat. until they were big as houses. They were all 600kg each and they kept eating. Pope bacon was so yummy and crispy they couldn't stop. Pope was sad that his friends were eating him but he also was happy that they found him yummy.
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Pope and his journey to greatnessnes THIS IS A JOKE BACK OFF GRRR
FanfictionPope experiences a dramatic journey in which he is betrayed by his good friends and becomes a satanic witch. WRITTEN BY MAYA AND OLIVIA. WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT. this is all a joke in case that wasn't obvious. Maya and I can actually be pretty goo...