ᎿᎻᎬ ᏢᎾᎨᏕᎾᏁ ᎷᎨᏕᎿ

Chapter Four

Third Person Pov:

"I hate you all," Tom says with his arms covering exposed parts the red belly shirt shows and his eyebrows furrowing as he pulls down his black skirt that's far too short and has the urge to rip off the short feminine wig the restaurant manager put on him.

"Look Tom, I know this has to be the worst job you've had with us- and the first.. but the diner manager says you look like you'd fit a better waitress than waiter!" Edd says with a nervous smile since it looks like Tom is going to kill someone with his own two hands. "We need the money if we're going to be traveling across countries in search for Lucvius's hideout, besides, this is only for today!"

"And this is exactly the reason why I hate this world," Tom says with a growl. "Once I'm done helping you, I'll be the one to destroy the world." Tom says as you can almost see flames in his black eyes, making the other three boys a bit scared from how serious he sounds.

"Okaaayyy.. Let's just get out there and do our best!" Edd says with a optimistic smile.

Edd goes to place a hand on Tom's shoulder until Tom says, "Touch me and I'll set you on fire," which makes Edd quickly pull his hand away in fear. Tom is incredibly annoyed that the boss of the restaurant had said straight to his face that him pretending to be a girl would get more business and he would pay more to the boys, so he basically said that Tom looks like a girl with his height and body shape which he can't help that he's a elf with the inability to grow taller and gain physical muscle!

The four boys walk out into the restaurant area where the customers are rather lively since the smoke hasn't gotten here yet and they're just trying to be as happy as they can until the smoke eventually comes and takes over.

Tom takes a deep breath to try to calm himself down, he thinks to himself, "They want a girl? I'll give them a fucking girl." Tom looks up with a confident smile and as everyone splits up to take orders, Tom sways his hips as he walks over to a table with two humans and pulls out his notepad.

Tom leans on one leg and sticks one side of his hip out in a feminine pose, he says in a flirtatious feminine voice, "What can I get you boys~?" which makes the humans swoon immediately.

Tord looks over at Tom as they both take orders and sees how well he can play a female by the fact every male seems to be staring at him and drooling, he asks himself in his head, "What could possibly be so attractive about him?-" Tord's eyes then lower and his heart races at a fast speed. "Holy fucking shit-"

"Are you okay Sir? Your nose is bleeding!" A wife at the table he was supposed to be listening for orders at, she doesn't even notice her husband completely checking Tom out. Tord quickly turns his face back to her and touches under his nose only to realize a stream of blood has dripped out of it and on to his shirt.

"Y-yes I am fine! If you'll excuse me, I have to use the restroom!" Tord says then speeds into the men's bathroom, Edd watches him go and asks Matt, "What could be up with him?"

"What else could be wrong with him Edd?" Matt rhetorically asks and rolls his eyes as he hands a order to a cook.

"What are you referring to?" Edd asks, actually confused.

"Tom is pretending he has a ass when he doesn't," Edd flinches and looks to Tom. "He's only very subtly sticking it out more so it looks that way."

Edd is utterly asexual and doesn't know it yet, so when he actually looks down there he doesn't feel a thing which confuses him, he asks, "Why exactly is everyone staring at it? It's just a butt-"

"Get back to work you two," the boss of restaurant says and the boys look to him, they nod and Edd continues cleaning the counter and making milkshakes for the kids coming in and Matt continues to take orders and give them to the cooks.