(Karkat x Reader x Kankri) Romcoms Are Boring

Part~3 Slip Ups

Karkat and Kankri look at you with confused and somewhat horrified faces. The confused look, you get. But the horrified look? "Haha, I guess they know me a little too well~" you say to yourself.

"WHAT kind 9f GAME?" they both ask with a little worried in their voice. This caused you to grin even more however. If they only knew.

"Ooohhh you know, just a regular gameeeeee-" you say shrugging."that involves some 'things' heheheh~"

"THinGS? WHat d9 YOU meAN?" they ask. You sigh, "Oh my god, its like 21 questions up in this bitch."

"Okay, you know what? No more questions. No more." you say while putting your hands on your hips.

"But what ab9ut-" before Kankri could ask any further you pressed your finger against his lips.(Your finger guys, hehe. ) " I. Said. No. More. Questions." you say emphasizing every word. You continue to stare at Kankri with your finger still against his lips.

Obviously this "triggered" Kankri because he had a really visible blush spread across his face that made you squeal internally. Ooops, guess you forgot about his 'personal space' bullshit.

You giggle at his adorable flushed face and remove your finger from his lips. Kankri starts to put on this pouty face and crosses his arms while shoving his face in his red turtle neck. "Sooooo cuuuuttteee!" you thought.

"(Y/N)..." You snap out of your thoughts and look at Kankri with a questionable face. "Wat?" you say bluntly. It takes him a few seconds to get out what hes trying to say, but he manages.

"H9w many times have I t9ld y9u that t9uching is very triggering?! #pers9nal space #unreas9nable gesture # -"

You groan,"Fuuuck, bye bye cuteness." You stand there and roll your eyes while Kankri keeps ranting about his triggers.

"OKAY OKAY, I THINK SHE GETS IT KANKRI. NO NEED TO CONTINUE WITH YOUR BITCHING." Karkat puts his hand over Kankri's mouth and looks at you groaning. "YES. SILENCCCEEEE."

Kankri gets offended at his remark and removes Karkat's hand with a rough gesture while making another pouty face. "Ugh! Y9u t99?! I said pers9nal space y9u tw9! D9es that mean anything?!" Kankri yells throwing his hands up.

You and Karkat look at you each other and back at Kankri.

"Eh..." "NOT REALLY" you both say shrugging.

Kankri stands there and lets out a loud sigh. "Un6elieva6le..." he says while pinching the bridge of his nose.

You laugh and throw out your right hand, palm facing up. "Oh loosen up Kanks. After all, you'll have to at least be a bit loosened up. For the game we'll be playing that is. "

Kankri's eye twitches at the nickname and he looks at you, squinting."9h n9 thank y9u. I d9 n9t intend 9n participating in such events."

You smirk and fold your arms across your chest. " Why are you so afraid of a little harmless game Kankri? EVEN Karkat is willing to play. " You glance over at Karkat and he's looking up, whistling, like he didn't just hear you.

"That little shit."

"Oh fuck you guys." You pout. " You both are such little wusses... Why do I even like you two... " You mumble under your breath and face palm. Honestly, you had no idea at the moment.

Kankri and Karkat's ears perk up slightly and they turn their gaze towards you.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? "

"Pard9n?"

"Oh. Fuck. "

You tense up feeling your heart instantly stop and your breath hitch. How do you manage to always let something like this happen.

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck did I seriously just say that out loud?! fuUUCKKK- " You mentally slap yourself in the face for being such a loud mouth and purse your lips in a thin line.

Being the crafty fucker you are, you try to play it off like nothing.

You pull out your phone and look at them laughing and smiling nervously. "Oh look at that, someone's calling me hehehehe I'llllll be right back." And with that, you absconded the room leaving the two brothers.

...........

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT."

"I have n9 clue."

Wandering the house aimlessly, you reach the restroom and slam the door, leaning against it. "Holy shit that was a really bad slip up... "

Kay yeah, you have to be a complete moron to think that they didn't hear that. But you being you, decided to keep hoping that they didn't. That could end very badly and you would be embarrassed off your ass.

After a few more minutes of cussing yourself out, you hear a light knock on the door causing you jolt. Damn fuckers better not be trying to scare you.

"Y/N, are y9u in there? Karkat and I have decided that we will participate in y9ur "game", alth9ugh I d9 n9t think it's appr9priate t9 call us such names-"

" WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING US FUCKING WUSSES?! I AM MANLY AS FUCK, MAYBE NOT THIS FUCKBOI RIGHT HERE, BUT I AM MANLY AS FUCK! BLAH BLAH BLAH-"

You sigh and shake your head smiling. Classic Karkat and Kankri. Always so fucking annoying and yet, your heart belongs to both of them.
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Long time no see Huh guys? First. I would like to apologize for not updating and thank you for all the reads and votes! This update has been haunting me in my damn mind constantly. And it's mainly your guy's fault.
Thank you.
I will try to make the next chapter quick, considering you guys have waited long enough.

Once again thank you. Vote, comment, and be yourself.

'Till next time,

Skiitzo