Enoch
(14)
Refused to eat dinner bcs "I'm too fat and I need to loose weight"
Five minutes later was stealing ice cream from the fridge
Horace
(15)
Went to a Harley Davidson store thingy
Stood in one isle and looked at shoes the whole time
Emma
(15)
Tried to toast expired marshmallows on a coat hanger with a cigarette lighter in my bathroom and burnt my finger to hell and back.
Jacob
(12)
Was watching a r/wholesome memes video thing on yt and cried-no- STRAIGHT UP BAWLED over a dog and a turtle thingamajig.
Hugh
(11)
Laughed like a witch when my brother was stung on the lip by a bee and he looked like Kim kardashian.
Millard
(fucking all the time)
Wears maximum clothing during summer and minimum clothing during winter bcs I'm confusing as fuck
Fiona
(15)
Bent over and ate a weed off of the school's volleyball feild like a cow bcs I'm a dumbass.
Bronwyn
(13)
Carried a seven year old and a ten year old on my back bcs they asked nicely and I was just wanting to tire them out
Claire
(5)
Got a lollipop with a cricket in it, didn't want to eat it, and fell asleep under the table bcs I didn't wanna eat it.
Olive
(8)
Tripped over a cat and laid in the floor for five minutes yelling that I've been shot.
Miss P
(10)
Watched 5 y/o niece throw a spoon with spaghet on it at my bro and proceeded to move my plate to the kitchen and eat ice cream even tho I was given the responsibility to watch after them.
