Graham and Chase rivalry

where it all started

Graham Sandiego was a pro boxer. Keyword was. He fought people like a stray cat, multiple tables, a tree, and more. No one could stop him. Until Chase Argent Devineaux entered the arena. Chase was almost as buff as Graham (which is saying a lot) and looked super cool. Fit with a pizza costume and 7-inch-high heels. Graham thought he wouldn't stand a chance. He was right. Chase beat the crap out of him.  Ever since then, the public relentlessly teased Graham about it, and one time a fan of Chase found out Grahams address and threw eggs at his window! Gray ham hid from the paparazzi in the comfort of his apartment with his -27 year old cat, Televisioneria. (the one he fought. They made up and became friends). Never in his 89 years of living did he think that it would all come down to this: Eating stale cereal while staying up watching scary movies.

He was halfway through Annabelle Comes Home when his cat spoke to him. She does that sometimes. "Graham, what's up with you? You haven't gone outside or even spoken to anyone in 3 weeks! Graham, what's up with you?" "Can this wait? I'm only halfway through this movie.", Graham said. "No Graham, it cant wait. All we have here is stale cereal and moldy strawberries, and if you don't get your ass off that couch we'll starve. Graham, what's up with you?" "Fine, do you really wanna know?" "Yes, that's why I'm asking. Graham, what's up with you?". "I just cant stand that damn paparazzi! I tried going to the market but I either end up being hit with tomatoes or booed all the way back here." "Well then call Carmen. Maybe she can get some food for us." "She hasn't spoken to me since the fight. I think she likes Chase now." "No she doesn't. She still loves you even though you lost. Maybe she's just busy traveling.". Graham didn't say anything. "Look, if you don't call her, I'll call her for you." "Dude, she hates you. Remember when you took a dump on her lap last time she visited?" . "So I ate one too many cat treats. Her fault she didn't move." Graham chuckled at this. "I'm serious, I'll call her if you don't man up and do it yourself!". "Fine, fine you win", Graham said while holding his hands up in defeat. The gray ham picked up his phone and dialed Carmen's number.