Brownie: Master Attendant, you're back
Akumu: What happened while I was gone?
Brownie: A lot of things has happened
Akumu: Hopefully no bullshit
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Crystal: You've been awfully quiet lately. Not that it's a bad thing, just odd for you
Crystal's mind: You better not be planning to kill Blue Cheese
Mirror: So you want me to cause a ruckus
Akumu: Not on my watch
Mirror:
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Crystal: You look so cute with the cat ears and drawn-on cat face! So the dare is to keep it on for the whole day!
Souffle: [mentally sweatdrops] Okay...
Later
Blue Cheese: [curiously pinches his cheeks]
Souffle: [purrs lovingly]
Opera Cake: [clutches chest] CUTE
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Akumu: Opera Cake, big spoon or little spoon?
Opera Cake: Honestly it depends
Opera Cake: When I'm with Souffle, he likes to be the little spon and when I'm with Blue Cheese, we switch
Akumu: A proper answer for once
Opera Cake: What?
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Akumu: Any major kinks?
Blue Cheese: Ahm...
Blue Cheese: BDSM and daddy kink, that's it
Akumu: I'm surprised getting blindfolded isn't one of your major kinks
Blue Cheese: Now that you've mentioned it...
Akumu's mind: I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have said that. I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT—
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Crystal: Top or bottom?
Opera Cake:
Crystal: 👀
Opera Cake: Both...?
Crystal: Ooooo~
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Akumu: Souffle, pin one of your boyfriends against the wall and talk dirty to them
Souffle: I— Is that allowed? Why should I have to do that, it's embarrassing
Akumu: Because I said so
Blue Cheese: [walks into the room]
Akumu: Go
Souffle: [pins Blue Cheese against the wall] I love how your tongue feels inside of me~
Blue Cheese: [smirks]
Akumu: I could feel another night wasted
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Crystal: Mirror, is it awkward to watch Souffle get smashed? Do you sometimes take over in the middle of it?
Mirror: It was awkward at first, but I've grown used to it and yes, I do take over in the midst of it sometimes
Akumu: That must be the most weirdest answer I've heard in my entire life
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Food Fantasy Inquiries and Challenges
RandomAsk and dare them and make them go through literal hell YEET [I did this because I was bored]
