Holy Lancer's In Labor Again

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The date was January 25th, 2021. Ashleigh Nelson [Astray] and her boyfriend Landon Houseman [Holy Lancer] were watching TV together. Ashleigh had her hand on her boyfriend's heavily pregnant belly.

Astray: How are you feeling?

Holy Lancer: Like I'm going to die during labor. 

Astray: You're not going to die. You're just overexaggerating.

Holy Lancer: But I look like that one girl you mentioned during our sexy date.

Astray: You mean Nadya Suleman? Don't worry. If she survived having octuplets, then you can too. You're a strong module, Landon.

Holy Lancer: Why does this have to happen to me?

Astray: My evil clone did this to you. But I'll make sure she breathes her last.

Holy Lancer: Yeah. You do that.

Suddenly, he screamed and put both of his hands on his belly.

Holy Lancer: My water broke.

Astray: I know.

Holy Lancer: How are you so calm?!

Astray: Because I know you're going to be fine. Come on. Let's go to the hospital.

She had to help Landon stand up and to her car.

Meanwhile, Ashleigh was now getting worried.

Astray: If I remember correctly from the Nadya Suleman story, one of the babies needed a ventilator. I hope everything's okay in there.

She had to wait for at least 10 more minutes before Veronica came in. She wiped some sweat with her hand.

Spacy Nurse: Ashleigh...

Astray: Yes?

Spacy Nurse: I'm exhausted.

Astray: Everything okay?

Spacy Nurse: Well, as you know, Landon was having octuplets. We had to do a C-section on him.

Astray: Yeah. Nadya Suleman had one of those, too.

Spacy Nurse: Looks like we have an Octomom module in Negi Root City.

Astray: So, Landon is okay? And the babies?

Spacy Nurse: Yep. However, three of the babies needed extra oxygen.

Astray: I knew that would happen. But they're all okay, right?

Spacy Nurse: Yes. Would you like to see them?

Astray: Yes.

Spacy Nurse: Okay. Follow me.

Ashleigh followed Veronica to the delivery room. There, she saw Landon asleep in the bed. And she also saw 8 babies in cribs.

Spacy Nurse: Landon is very lucky.

Astray: He is.

Spacy Nurse: Oh, I forgot to tell you. 5 of those babies are boys, and the other 3 are girls.

Astray: Thank you, Veronica.

Spacy Nurse: Landon will wake up soon. I better go now.

She left the room.

A few minutes later, Landon woke up and saw Ashleigh holding one of the octuplets.

Holy Lancer: Hey.

Astray: Hi there.

Landon saw the 8 cribs next to him.

Holy Lancer: So all of the babies are okay?

Astray: 3 of them needed extra oxygen. But they're all fine and healthy.

Holy Lancer: That's good. I'm just lucky to be alive.

Astray: See? You didn't die.

Holy Lancer: Nope.

Astray: However, we need to do something about our evil clones before this happens again.

Holy Lancer: I agree.

Astray: But right now, let's cherish this moment with our new babies.

And so, Landon and Ashleigh welcomed 8 more babies into their family. They now have a total of 9 children.

Well, I think Holy Lancer is the new Nadya Suleman. And with that, all of my contributions are done. I'll see you guys in the next story!