Hipster: *sitting in bathtub*
A Roach: HIYA BITCH
Hipster: -girly scream covering self and backing in a small area in the tub*
Roach: I'm going to lay my eggs here now if that's okay
Hipster; NO!!....ITS NOT
Roach: to bad I didn't ask
Hipster: b-but you diddddd
Roach: I changed my mind
Hipster: *whimpers * Are you gonna leave my water is getting cold
Roach: .....Nope
Hipster : f-fuck you -w-
Roach: I'm evil >:3
