The Cult

Part I: Welcome to Hell

In the darkest depths of earth, there are lava pools. In those lava pools are portals to Hell. In the darkest depths of Hell there is a bar: HEllSBAR. It is run by a fallen angel. James Nico Deville. Commonly known as Deville. He is the head of the cult of Nico and the Niners. The cult consists of Deville, Pyrone, Des Mon (pronounced Dé-Mòn), Jeek, Hyde, and DEATH. Although in this story, that is just beginning. "Deville, I'll take a pyrowine. Keeps me frosty.", said Pyrone. Pyrone is a literal flame. "Says you." Deville replied while wiping a beer mug. Deville was the devil, but in his bar he didn't give even a hint that he was evil. He was very fun and eccentric in his bar. Everyone there usually was. Deville also had an eye patch. "Yeah says me!!", Pyrone yelled. He flamed up into a blaze. Pyrone had always been very defensive. He also had anger issues. Not a good match. He always usually stayed happy-go-lucky somehow. Death then came in. " Hey Death.", Deville muttered. Pyrone then turned. "Hey, I thought you moved out to The Mind." The Mind is what they call Limbo. Death sat down grabbed a beer and said, "Yeah I did, but then that dickweed Inky went final form and killed me."
"Oh boo hoo hoo, so sad.", Deville said waving his hands and widening his eyes sarcastically. " Well what the fuck's that supposed to mean?!", Death argued. "Dick, you don't know what pain is.", Deville answered. "Do you know what I've been through, the struggles I've faced through my existence? No you don't. So don't say things like that and expect me to feel bad because I won't." "Well Mr. Pain, what've you been through that's so traumatic you gotta rub it in our faces.", Death asked. Deville struggled to keep a straight face. Pyrone looked at him feeling worried. Deville then bursted out laughing. He then calmed himself and asked, "First of all, Mr Pain? That's the best you could come up with?"He then bursted into hysterical laughter again. Tears of joy jumping out of his eyes. He then took control of himself and wiped a tear away and said, "Secondly, here's what happened. Me and this guy named Bones worked with each other. Bones is just a skull and dust swirling under the skull wearing a black hoodie. We worked for this guy named INKEY up in paradise, you may have heard of him." Ooh I have heard of him!", Pyrone interrupted looking excited. Deville looked at him, annoyed and then rolled his eyes and continued. "Well INKEY didn't treat us right. He loved these kind of drinks called Naked Drinks. Before I rebelled he said, 'GET ME A GODDAMNED GREEN MACHINE NAKED DRINK OR I WILL BLOW YOUR MOTHER FUCKIN HEAD OFF!!' After that me and bones met behind the drink machine and plotted rebellion. Needless to say we got our asses kicked. Bones was sent to earth where he created Inky. I was charged with a bigger role, so I was sentenced to have my own fire dimension to suffer in. It's also how I got my eye patch by the way." "Wow that's such a great story.", someone sarcastically said from the back of the bar. They started slow clapping and slowly walking forward.