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Life's extension lottery
Kind to some, but not to thee
Born with a rare and sad disease
She grew a ham where her head should beFlowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Her dream was to be a famous star
But at the rate she was goin’, she wasn't going farHamantha
Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha
Hamantha
So greedy we wanted moreHer father was a simple man
He wanted to help
In any way that I can!
Home from school, he watched his daughter cry
In the art, he cursed God
And fired at the skyFlowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain
And as he shot at the clouds, it began to rainHamantha
Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha
Hamantha
So greedy we wanted moreGot a call from the doctor
He had some amazing news for her
He just developed a cure
If she hurried over now, he'd try it out on herBurst out the door, she was beaming
Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming
Finally free from her pain
But something else fell with the rainA stray bullet shot by her father
Painlessly nested inside her
She fell to the the sidewalk, now empty
Of the life which once christened her bodyNurse
She’s, she's gone
Oh - oh dear
I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved
A cooked ham, as is customary for these dark situations
Doctor - what - which one is the - which one is the ham?
I - I must go, I'm on break
Oh dearFlowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
At her time of death
The doc said: Time to eat!
So he took a bite out of her face meatHamantha
Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha
Hamantha
So greedy we wanted moreSoaring infinitely through space
Hamantha's soul was graced
With a glance of our humble planet
At which she was amazedThe news of her untimely death
Had spread out near and far
And through her soul, the truth was whole
The dream had crossed the barHamantha had become a star
Hamantha was finally a starEl que adivine le doy un bwso en las nalgas 😳👉👈