thicc bitch

thicc gang

Ligma had reached the tribe and was aggressively greeted by Ricardus, the tribe's young prodigy gate guard. "WHO GOES THERE!!!" he stated calmly.
"It is I, Ligma and the clan of the skinny." Alas, Ligma had failed to notice that only him and Precious had reached the thicc tribe. Everyone else had died on the way because there was no water. Ricardus was visibly angry that the skinny clan would show up at thicc tribe™ so he arrested them and threw them in jail. Ligma and Precious collapsed from exhaustion and Precious wet herself like a baby.

They later woke up on the floor where they were greeted by Ricardus' brother and chief of the thicc, Ricardo. Ricardo apologised "whoops, my bad" and offered them water. They both drank like dirty little water sluts to rehydrate themselves and then stabbed Ricardus as revenge. They thought they would get in trouble but secretly everyone hated Ricardus because he smelled like fish and wouldn't accept it. Ricardo actually rewarded them by granting them any one wish they could think of.

"I wish for infinite wishes" said the guard standing nearby. Ricardo promptly shot him for being annoying but expressed, sadly:
"That was your one wish and you can't have any more but as compensation I will join you on your journey" Ligma and Precious were both clearly dissatisfied but agreed nonetheless.