Deer

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Saw: Sooo, how did you crash your car?
Lollipop: So uhhmmm...
Lollipop: We were just on the road and Taco was driving
Saw: Mhm
Lollipop: And then I saw a deer, but Taco didn't see it cause she didn't pay attention
Saw: I see, I see
Lollipop: So I shouted "DEER!"
Saw: And?
Lollipop: Taco, tell her what you replied with
Taco: ...
Taco: I replied with "Yes dear?"
Taco: Aaaand then I saw the deer and crashed the car
Saw, facepalming and trying not to laugh at the same time: Oh my fucking god...

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