aN: not really a oneshot but shh the chai turned them 5 per usual
Alexander:
Alex: GIVE ME BACK MY PENCIIIIL
Eliza: No! You wrote on the walls!
*walls read a argument on why there should be MnMs accessible at all times*
Alex: I RAN OUT OF PAPER
Eliza: *bangs head on wall*
Eliza:
Eliza: Cookie?
Alex: no
Eliza: cookie?
Alex: no!
Eliza: pweaaasee *puppy dog eyes*
Alex: LORD SHOW ME HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS
Eliza: *baby seal face*
Alex: YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE COOKIES YOU WANT YOUR SO CUTE *squeals*
Jon Laurs:
John: turtle turtle turtle
Alex: no no no
John: TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE
Alex: NO NO NO
John: tUrTlE tUrTlE tUrTlE
Alex: No nO No
John: TURTLEEEE TURTLEEEE TURTLEEEE *hits Alex with a (turtle) pillow*
Alex: OKAY YOU CAN HAVE ANOTHER TURTLEEE
John: *smiles* turtle turtle turtle frog
Herc the flower girl:
Herc: FLOWERS FLOWERS EVERYWHERE
Laf: NOT ON MY BAGUETTE!!! *saves baguette*
Herc: I was just making it pretty
Laf: *hides the baguettes he forgot to put in his secret stash*
Laf the baguette man:
Laf: *hits Herc with baguette* CANDY
Herc: *eats baguette*
Laf: *sinks to the floor and stares at the crumbs*
Laf: baguette? Baguette I know your hiding somewhere come out
Herc: *frantically finding a new baguette* *finds one and gives it to laf*
Laf: you look shorter today bAguette, but I love you anyway *hugs baguette* now its bedtime *tucks baguette into a small bed and kisses its forehead (if you can do that??)* nighty night baguette
Jeffersin:
Jeff: *wakes up* IM HUNGRY *no response* *inhales* FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Madison: AH WHERE WHERE?
Jeff: good morning! I'm hungry I want pancakes
Madison: *sighs*
Madison:
*is sick all the time*
(Sorry not sorry I'm lazy)
Peggy:
Peg: GRAM CRACKEEER NOWWWWW
Angelica: *shrugs* sure *hands her a gram cracker*
Peggy: *eats it in 0.03 seconds* more
*repeat proses until there is a squirrel*
Angelica:
*stands on a chair in the middle of the street and screams about how puppies need the same rights as humans*
Aaron Burrito:
Burr: *to Eliza* *boncing up and down* HI HI HI HI *to alex* DIE DIE DIE DIE!
*part two with Washington, Maria, Charles wee lil pip lil theo king George smyel Seabunny and anyone you want I forgot*
YOU ARE READING
Fandom Oneshots
Fanfic-Hamilton -PJO/HOO/TOA -Magnus Chase -The Kane Chronicles -Hunger Games -Crossovers -Fandoms drinking chai tea (props to you if you understand that)
