♛ LeiLani's Pov♛
♛ March 3th, New Orleans, Friday Morning♛
"Lani get yo ass up" My twin Brother, Landon said pulling the covers off of me "Bitch move " I groaned snatching the covers back "Girl it's 5:40 in the morning go get ready," He told me
"I hate it here" I mumbled stretching "who stuck they dick up yo butt?" Landon asked me laughing "Get the hell out," I said pushing him out my room
"ALEXA PLAY CASH ME OUTSIDE BY MY BABYDADDY," I said referring to ski mask the slump god "I don't understand," She said back to me
I rolled my eyes "ALEXA PLAY CASH ME OUTSIDE BY SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD" I said going into the bathroom grabbing a towel and rag out my bathroom closet
I sang the lyrics while I washed my face and brushed my teeth
Ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy, Woah, Nelly
Go and shake that ass like a vibration on my celly
Ayy-ayy-ayy, woah, mama
Diamonds on me fatter than Peter Griffin's big stomach
Stove on me too, uh-huh, old news, uh-huh
Cook a nigga, uh-huh, like stew
They say my flow that gas might burp, excuse you, uh-huh
Where I'm going, oh, I think your bitch plumes
Excuse me don't fumble it
Drive where yo mama live
She gon' stumble on my dick like Jack and Jill on the hill
White on me Jonah Hill
Heard of my gang and them
I'mma beat that pussy till it's black as Ms. Lauryn Hill
That's all folks, uh-huh, Looney Tunes, uh-huh
Mink fur pink like the ass on baboon
Like where YouWillRegret?, uh-huh, coming soon
When that bitch drop, uh-huh, then toodle-ooI turned the shower on stepping out of my nightclothes, As I washed up the song changed to 'Crazy Story' by King von
"Got a drop on this flexin nigga he from Tennessee, I had a thot she be with the shits, she told me where he be I said 'fasho baby lemme know if you wanna eat" I rapped rinsing the soap off me
I got out the shower wrapping my towel around my body going to sit at my vanity, I sat down putting my earrings in and adding cream to my fresh tats "LANI AND LANDON HURRY THE HELL UP" I heard my mom yell making me roll my eyes
I took my bonnet off letting my blonde bundles fall going down to my sides, I grabbed my curling iron putting curls to the bottom of my hair
I lotioned myself before my phone started to ring it was one of my best friends Alison "what the hell you want?" I asked slipping my bra and panties on "Um you ready?" she asked making me smack my lips "No I'm trynna get my clothes on" I said trying to get my biker shorts on "well you and yo twin needa hurry up" she said making me hang up