Jrump- a joe biden x trump lOvE story💕

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A/N: After watching that crazy ass debate the other day, I had the strangest idea pop into my head so i decided to write this.
(Btw remember this is all a joke so no🙅🏽‍♀️need to argue about political views in the comments. Hope you enjoy❤

No one's pov:

After an hour and a half of bickering, comebacks, and yelling, the debate was finally over with.
The moderator, camera crew, and everyone else that was in the room had left, except Trump and Biden who were too busy standing at their podiums shooting dirty looks to one another in silence .

After continuing this for five minutes the silence was finally broken when Biden spoke and said, "You think you have a shot at winning this election?"

"I don't think... i know" "I won the first one didn't I?" Trump replied with a smug smirk.
He glance down at his finger nails, "Joe you have to admit the people love me, the press loves me, even cheye nah loves me. He said putting extra emphasis on the word 'china'.

Joe rolled his eyes, "No one likes you you're just too full of yourself to see it. America wants a good leader thats for the people. They don't want some cheeto dust looking wannabe dictator."

"What did you just say to me?!" Trump angrily shouted stepping away from his podium and towards Biden's.

"You heard me" Biden responded grinning.

He motion his hand towards Trump who was now moving towards him with a balled fist.

"Six feet apart remember? I wouldn't want you to give me covid or god knows whatever other sickness you might have"

Trump mean mugged him . "I'd loose the sass if i were you Joseph"

Joe faked a laugh "And I'd loose the spray tan if i were you."

Trump's face turned bright red, his veins were starting to pop out of his neck, and he clenched his fist even tighter than before.

He started to shout, "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR INSULTS YOU BAST- " but was interrupted by a security guard who had popped their head into the debate room .

"Sorry to interrupt but Mr. President you're limo is outside, I'm here to escort you out."

"Alright I'll be out in a second." Trump replied.

"Okay sir." The guard simply said and shut the door.

"Guess that's your cue to leave" Joe said grinning like before.

Trump waved his finger around and said, "You got lucky this time around you son of a bitch but this isn't over yet!" He slammed the door and left.

Joe stood there feeling accomplished, somewhat angered, and some other strange feeling that he couldn't quite put his finger on....