Yep, that's all I have to say about how I feel about this. The way this works is a story has to be made about four characters or ocs that answer q and a questions. Since I don't have four ocs I'm just gonna use Flutter Shout, Brutalight Sparcake, Rainbine, and Pinkus Cupcake. The four people I tag are...um.... BerryGirl16 AllisaKeeney @AtlantaTee @Happyritas. If you are tag you have to have your four characters answer the questions and maybe add some questions you have for your characters. That's about it! And may the odds be ever in your favor...
Oh yeah
Wrong fandom......
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The four ponys slowly clop into the room and stare into the camera. Everyone is silent for a moment before Pinkus leans into Brutalights ear and whispers something. Brutalights face lights up in a devilish grin and whispers something back to her which seems to make Pinkus unhappy as she leans back into the chair with a huff. A muffled voice comes from behind the camera and begins the questions.
"What are your full names?" The voice asks. Flutter Shout starts to speak but Rainbine covers her mouth with her hoof. She quickly retracts her hoof with a disgusted look on her face.
"DUDE! did you just lick my hoof?!?!" She spits out.
"Yeah, and you put your hoof over my mouth. That wasn't very nice now was it?" Flutter Shout scowls at her friend. Brutalight calmly walks up behind the two and smacks them upside the head.
"Shut it!" She shouts at them, then walks back to her position, ignoring the stream of cuss words following her.
"Since there all morons I guess I'll start. My name is Pinkus Cupcake and you, my friend, are gonna give me lunch after this!" She smiles sweetly at him.
"My name is Brutalight Sparcake," Brutalight says while glaring at Pinkus.
"My name is Flutter Shout amd I'm about to rip a certain pony's head off but since were on camera I'm legally binded to not," she says with no trace of sarcasm in her voice. The camera turns to Rainbine and she just smiles at it before standing up on her back two hoofs.
"My name is Rainbine! The most awesome pony here, and the most deadly too," she boasts.
"Are noooooot," Pinkus whines. Papers can be heard shuffling from behind the camera as the questions continue.
"How old are you?" The voice asks. Flutter Shout raises her voice to a high wine.
"None of your f-ing buissness ya creep" she pointedly says.
"What race are you?" The voice cautiously continues.
"You must think your so funny don't you," Pinkus sneers.
"How tall are you?"
"What is this a line up?" Brutalight rolls her eyes as she says this.
"About....hmmm... about fuck you feet tall exactly," Rainbine says flatly.
"How old are you? And to let you know the boss turned on the censor stuff," Pinkus calm sits up and opens her mouth. As she speaks all of her words are censored out. Fluttershout looks at her like she's mortified while all the other ponies are trying hard not to laugh.
"How was that?" Pinkus sneers out as she's done.
"Fine....... Let's move on from the physical questions... What are some bad habits you have?"
"Listening to you and your *bleep**bleep**bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* questions," Fluttershout points out.
"Probably not killing these other pony freaks the moment I met them" Brutalight casually mentions.
"Jerk," Pinkus huffs out. "Mine would probably be having to stand up to people for these morons" she pauses for a second "I'm just gonna answer for Rainbine since she's gonna say she doesn't have any-"
"I DONT!" Rainbine shouts.
"-she boasts about herself 24/7" Pinkus cuts in.
"Do you have kids?"
"Nope," Rainbine huffs out, "what a stupid question," the other ponies nod in agreement.
"Are you in a relationship?" The whole group erupts into chaos except for Flutter Shout.
"SHUT UP!!!" She finally screams. The other ponys sit down while rubbing their heads and mumbling under their breaths.
"Are you single," Brutalight stands up and clops slowly over the the camera.
"You must still think your so funny don't you?" The video cuts for a second before resuming with a new pony asking questions.
"What's your favorite food?"
"Your mum!" Rainbine cracks up.
"Isn't that Pinkus' favorite food?" Brutalight says. Pinkus nods in agreement before glaring at Rainbine.
"Mines cheese!" Fluttershout squeaks out.
"Have you killed anyone?"
"Well duh! Were the elements of insanity! It's kinda our thing" Brutalight says.
"Do you have a grudge on anyone?"
"Too many to list..." Fluttershout mumbles. The group mumbles their agreements.
"Are you employed?"
"Nope! Don't plan on it either!" Rainbine interjects.
"Yeah, we have monsters in us. That basically eliminates the need to actually work. I mean, why work for a week just to go to a store and buy food when you could just go to the store and rob it?" Brutalight casually starts looking at her hooves while saying this.
"How do you relax?"
"We don't," Fluttershout sighs, "With that one over there were worked to the bone with over run equestria business." Pinkus nods to Brutalight while Fluttershout talks.
"What's your favorite drink?"
"Blood" Pinkus states.
"Pink lemonade," Fluttershout says.
"Any type of soda," Rainbine says.
"I'm legally binded to say something non alcoholic so dr pepper or something." Brutalight says.
"What's your favorite song?"
"Ummm.... Probably bad romance by Lady Gaga..." Fluttershout taps her chin with her hoof.
"I hate all music..." Brutalight says.
"Gives You Hell by All American Rejects" Pinkus says
"Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People," Rainbine says.
"Anything you'd like to add?"
"Yeah," Pinkus stands up and starts staring at the pony reading off the questions "I said this to the other guy but you owe me lunch," her jaw begins to unhinge as she leaps toward the pony, knocking over the camera. As it hits the floor the video cuts out but the audio keeps recording. A blood curdling scream is released but is quickly cut off with a loud gulp.
"EW!! Don't throw the leg over here!" Rainbine says.
"But I don't like that leg, it tastes funny," Pinkus says with what sounds like a full mouth. The audio cuts out.
