(I actually went to this cave last year)
A Man is walking around the cave looking to find Brock Lesnar.
???: Brock? BROCK!!!
He walks up the stairs in the cave.
???: BROCK!
Brock: Yes Paul?
Paul Heyman is the only person who Brock Lesnar hasn't killed yet.
Paul: We have enslaved 95% of the world.
Brock: very good Paul. Where are the Survivors?
Paul: no clue. Although I do happen to know where a certain Punk is.
Brock: Where?
Paul: it says here he..... Huh?
The signal disappears from paul's tablet.
Paul: He's gone.
Brock: What do you mean he's gone?? FIND HIM!!
Paul: I don't know where he is.
Brock: I Literally just said FIND HIM!!
Meanwhile in The City....
It was Dark out in the city. A man was walking around as he Saw The Wanted poster.
???: Ugh. They always have to use THIS photo of me.
The guy was CM Punk, Suplex City's most wanted man. He was a Smart mouth and he was very disrespectful to Brock Lesnar, but he related to the "Citizens" Very well.
Punk: Crud. A Massive city and almost no Survivors.
The wall next to him Busted open.
???: RUUUUUUUUUSSEEEEEEEEEVVVV!!!!
Punk: Who The hell are you?
???: I just told you, my name's Rusev.
Punk: O-kay? And why'd you bust down the wall?
Rusev: Looking for survivors. Looks like I found one.
Punk: you don't know who I am? I'm literally on wanted posters EVERYWHERE in the city.
Rusev: nope.
Punk: My name is CM Punk. or you can just call me Punk. If we hurry, We can find more survivors.
Rusev: let's hurry.
End of Chapter
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Life In Suplex City
FanfictionIn The year of.... I don't Fucking know, The Legendary Beast Brock Lesnar has finally managed to make a City FILLED with Violence and Destruction!