My True Feelings (Donald Trump x Joe Biden)

Chapter Two: The Debate

Today is the day of the debate. I'm so nervous. We finally arrive to the place where the debate will be held and my diaper already feels really fucking moist! I'm such a mess! I walk over to the podium and I see Biden standing at the second podium opposite to mine. I take a deep breath. My anxiety begins to take over. I start shaking and sweating profusely. I've gotten used to public speaking but now that Biden is here... I feel like I'm going to collapse on the floor and die. I look over to him. He looks so hot! And he smells great too. My face turns into a bright shade of apricot. I'm so embarrassed! Why can't I stop blushing!?

The moderator clears his throat and begins to introduce himself. Joe Biden looks at me, "How you doing, man?" he says in his smooth, sexy voice. Even though I am 7 seconds away from passing out, I still manage to not fumble over my words. "I'm doing well." I respond.

During the second part of the debate, I begin to become more focused on impressing Biden. I want him to see how smart I really am. I continue to interrupt Biden as a way to show him how intelligent I am. "It's hard to get any word in with this clown, excuse me, this person." Biden says angrily. I am so turned on right now! Something about him calling me a clown is just so hot! I want him to call me that again!

Holy shit, what am I thinking?! I'm in the middle of a debate and the only thing I can think about is how horny I am! God damnit! We both continue debating on the future of our country.