I've fallen asleep on online class at least 6 times in the past week oopsie🤭
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12:33 pm
GryffinbaddiesRon: Harry mate have you gone mad?? wtf was that😭
Hermione: I have to say it was probably the best thing I've ever witnessed in my 7 years at Hogwarts
Harry: I have detention with snape all weekend but it was so worth it lmaoooo
Ron: the look on his face was priceless
Harry: Malfoy's too ahahahaha
Hermione: wait Harry? earlier you said you couldn't let Malfoy win and that's why you needed a leather jacket.. he dared you to do it didn't he?
Ron: Harryyyyy you have yo stop doing what that fucking git tells you to
Harry: he dared me Ron and there is no way in hell I will ever back down from a dare
Hermione: the Gryffindor in you is gonna get you killed you know that right?
Harry: it's fineeee 'Mione old voldy is 6feet under
Hermione: there are still lots of his minions out to get you because you killed their "dark lord"
Ron: plus who knows where Malfoy's allegiance lies he could very well be plotting against you right now
Harry: Ron shut up he may be annoying but he's on our side. he threw me his wand in the courtyard that night. I quite literally wouldn't have defeated Voldemort without him
Ron: fine. but he's still a git and I hate him
Hermione: same. I get he may be a "good guy" now but he still calls me a moodblood on a daily basis and it's not like he's stopped tormenting us just because he helped defeat Voldemort
Harry: your right but I just know that he's not evil
Ron: whatever you say mate
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12:44 pm
Draco: I have to say I'm impressed potter
Harry: oh?
Draco: although I can't say I'm surprised with that whole Gryffindor complex of yours... it's quite tragic
Harry: I'm gonna have to disagree with you Malfoy because I looked hot asf up there
Draco: that you did scarface
Harry: I can't tell if your joking or not so I'm just gonna assume you weren't thanks ferret💕
Draco: oh fuck of potter ofc I was joking
Harry: I really don't think you were
Draco: a universe where I think Harry Potter is hot is a universe I most definitely do not want to be in
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