"NOOOOO LET ME GO!" Illumi screams as Hisoka pulls him into the dentist. Illumi tried to run out but Hisoka pulls tighter on his arm. Hisoka made Illumi wait in the chair until they called his name. "Y'know I wouldn't think a Zoldyck would be that scared of the dentist." Everyone looked at Illumi at moved away from him. Illumi puts his head down in embarrassment. "I always thought they found Zoldycks attractive." Hisoka said while he smirked at Illumi. "No they are scared of me." Illumi said with his head still down. "Show me then." Hisoka said while shaking Illumi. Illumi gets up and walks to random person. The person was terrified and they just starred in fear. "Boo." Illumi said with no expression at all. The perosn screamed and ran out of the dentist. Illumi sat back down next to Hisoka. "Ooo so scary~" Hisoka said sarcastically. "I know right." Illumi said while rolling his eyes. The lady who called out the names looked at this list in fear. "I-Illumi Z-Zoldyck.." The lady stuttered. Illumi got up and the lady put her head down so maybe he wouldn't notice her. Illumi looked down her and said "You don't have to stutter next time." Illumi walked away with Hisoka. Illumi laid on the bed with his heart pounding out of his chest. "Sorry to say he can't be in here." Illumi got off the bed and cheerfully said "Ok then I'll leave." Hisoka stopped him "He means me, so go sit down." Hisoka said while pushing him back to the chair. "Can he at least stay to hold my hand?" Illumi said disappointed. "Nope he has to go." Then Illumi's heart rate increased even more. Hisoka went back to sit in the waiting area. He felt bad for Illumi so he made his bungee gum go into the room Illumi was in and held his hand with it. Illumi felt the bungee gum hold his hand so he held it back. At a long two hours, The doctor told Hisoka to come in the room. "aWwWw mY BAbY cAME BaCK fOr ME" Illumi said while holding his hands out for Hisoka. "cARRYYyyY meeeEeEeEE" Illumi said while he beckoned Hisoka to come here. "Is this a syptom, cause he never acts like this." Hisoka said really confused. "Since we used sleeping gas this will last for about 24 hours or so. Illumi still had his hands out waiting for Hisoka to pick him up. "This is going to be the worst 24 hours of my life." Hisoka said in his mind while he walked to Illumi. Hisoka picked up Illumi held onto him very tightly. "Illumi if you hold on any tighter I might explode. Hisoka said while already running out of breath. "Ugh fine you're no fun" Illumi says as he gets down. Hisoka takes a big gasp of air and keeps walking. "i WanNA GeT MCdONALdS" Illumi says while pulling on Hisoka's arm. "Ok ok fine! Just stop pulling on my arm." Hisoka says while crossing his arms so Illumi can't pull on them anymore. They go into McDonald's and Hisoka asks Illumi what he wants. "I wanttttttt hmmmmmmmm.. Can I have the happy meal?" Illumi says while playfully punching Hisoka. "First of all stop punching me and second of all no you cannot have a happy meal because you are 24." "BUT I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!" Illumi yells so loudly that the whole restaurant can hear. Then Illumi starts to break down in tears. The cashier stared at them both in confusion. "Illumi I'll let you have the happy meal if you stop crying we are in public." Hisoka says while hugging Illumi. "Really?!" Illumi hurries and stops crying. They are both enjoying their food until Illumi randomly blurts out "I wanna make out with you right now." Hisoka is shocked but he tells Illumi to quiet down because people can hear him. "Then can you open my toy?" "No." Hisoka replied. "Then can I play in the play place?" Illumi says begging Hisoka. "No." Hisoka replies again. "Then can I make out with you?" Illumi says while reaching for his face. Hisoka ended up grabbing his hand and taking him to the play place cause he was tired of all the begging. "There go play." Hisoka said while sitting down. "I want you to come with me I'm scared." Illumi said with fear in his voice. After ten minutes Hisoka and Illumi were sitting together in the top of the obstacle course. Illumi hugged Hisoka and said "I love you." With a smile on his face. Illumi pulled his face to his and then kissed him. Hisoka was blushing really hard. Then he eventually kissed him back and they were making out in the play place. Illumi tries to grab Hisoka's "you know what" but Hisoka immediately moved his hand. "Why would you do that?" Illumi said while sounding upset. "Because we are in McDonald's only psychopaths would do that." Hisoka said while leaning back in kiss Illumi. "Aren't you a psychopath though?" Hisoka backs up from Illumi. "Wow, that makes me not wanna kiss you are more." Hisoka said while crossing his arms. "Wait wait, Ohhhhhh not a psychopath a pedophile I got them mixed up for a second!" Illumi said. "Wow, that just makes it even worse." Hisoka says while still crossing his arms. "But that doesn't mean you won't give me kisses right?" Illumi said while slowly putting his head down. Hisoka moved back by Illumi and started kissing him again, but they weren't paying attention to what time it was. "I think it's about time we go." Hisoka said. They both got out of the play place and tried to open the door. "It's locked." Hisoka said while putting his hands over his face. "Well we are here alone and there's no one here and we can do whatever we want." Illumi said while winking at Hisoka. "Wow, are you really that horny to the point where you don't care that we can't get out of here?" Hisoka said while shaking Illumi. "Yes. Yes I am." Illumi said with no hesitation. "Now come hug me and whisper in my ear because I like your voice." Hisoka ignored Illumi and tried to unlocked the door. Illumi went behind Hisoka and hugged him. "Now start talking I already did the hug part." Illumi laid on his back. "Illumi get off me." Hisoka said as he tried to push Illumi off his back. "Yeah keep talking like that." Illumi said as he listened to Hisoka's voice. Illumi groans. "Illumi are you hurt if not then shut up while I try to figure out a way to get out of he- Illumi..?" Hisoka said really confused. "What is it Baby?" Illumi said. "First of all don't call me that it's weird from you and second of all what's poking me?" Hisoka turned around and looked down trying to look for what was poking him and then he saw it. "Illumi.. please don't tell me you are hard." Hisoka said while holding Illumi's head. "Why not you are attractive." Illumi said while going in to kiss Hisoka. Illumi kissed Hisoka and he kissed him back. Hisoka was getting angry from failing to open the door. Hisoka started to make out with Illumi. He pushed him into the play place and Illumi got on top of Hisoka. Then Hisoka took off Illumi's shirt and started kissing his neck and chest. Illumi was finally getting what he wanted. Hisoka pushed Illumi down and started kissing his stomach. "Hisoka I'm hungry." Illumi said while pushing Hisoka's head off his stomach. "Ok I gotchu." Hisoka said as he started to unbuckle his pants and pull them down. "NO WAIT! Not like that." Illumi said sliding Hisoka's pants up. "So you don't want me to take them off?" Hisoka said while smirking at Illumi. "Just not now." Illumi said while actually pouting. "Can we get McDonald's?" Illumi asked. "We are in a McDonald's, literally right now." Hisoka said while doing a facepalm. "When then I'm gonna go get some food." Illumi said while leaving the play place. "Illumi where are you going?!" Hisoka said while he ran after him. "Well im gonna get food duh." Illumi said while climbing over the counter. Hisoka couldn't blame him cause he was hungry too, so Hisoka also climbed over the counter. Illumi found the section with all the happy meal boxes. "HISOKA HISOKA LOOK!" Illumi said as he beckoned Hisoka over. Hisoka was not amused and he walked over there and said "Those are just boxes they don't have any food in them. Illumi looked upset. Then he noticed the apple pie station. "Illumi what are you do doing now?" Hisoka asked as he walked over to Illumi. "I'm going to make my own apple pies!" Illumi said as he got the cold apple pies and is about to put them in microwave. "I'm pretty sure you don't microwave them Illumi." Hisoka said as he took the apple pie away from Illumi. Illumi snatched it back from Hisoka and threw it in the microwave. "Hisoka what time do I put it on?" Illumi said. "Just put it on 5 minutes or something I've never put apple pies in microwave before?" Hisoka said while shrugging his shoulders. "What numbers are those?" Illumi said. "Just put five zero zero." Hisoka said while pointing to the numbers, but little did he know Illumi had put 500 minutes instead of 5. And then two seconds later the McDonald's was burnt down. "Where is my apple pie?" Illumi asked while walking into the fire. Hisoka quickly pulled Illumi from the fire. "Your apple is at home so now we can go home!" Hisoka said while sweating hoping that Illumi would believe him. "Ok but you are gonna carry me." Illumi said while he jumped on Hisoka's back. Then Hisoka took Illumi home and laid him on the bed because he had fell asleep. Hisoka laid next to him because Illumi had took all the energy from him. In the morning Illumi woke up and was back to his normal self. He shakes Hisoka to wake up. "No Illumi we can't have McDonald's." Hisoka whispered in his sleep. "McDonald's?" Illumi said as he shook Hisoka harder. Hisoka slowly opened his eyes to Illumi right in his face. Hisoka got up and picked up Illumi. "Hisoka what are you doing?" Hisoka quickly came to his senses and realized Illumi was normal now. He quickly dropped Illumi on the floor and skipped around in joy. "Hisoka can you at least explain why i don't have a shirt on and everything else that basically happened while I blacked out. Hisoka basically explained everything to Illumi. "That is definitely not me you must've had the wrong person." Illumi said. "Nope it was 100 percent you." Hisoka said. Illumi almost gagged at his own acts. "And this is why I don't like dentist." Illumi said while still gagging. "It did bring out the fun side of you though, although you fun side is really horny." Hisoka said. "What do you mean..honry?" Illumi said while raising one eyebrow at Hisoka. "To the point where you want to have sex in a McDona-." "OK OK THATS ENOUGH!" Illumi blurted while interrupting Hisoka. "But how did we end up setting the McDonald's in flames." Illumi asked confused as ever. "You tried to make apple pies in microwave and you put it on 500 minutes." Hisoka said as he facepalmed. "The exact reason why I don't like the dentist." Illumi said while putting his head down. "It's ok cause I enjoyed it." Hisoka said while lifting Illumi's head up and moved his hair out of face. Hisoka then kissed Illumi and then again they were making out. Killua heard noises coming from the room, so he went in there to ask Illumi where he was all night. Instantly he regret opening the door and went to get bleach for his eyes. Hisoka embraced Illumi for no reason at all. The end! :]
