I'm the one. The one responsible for all misfortune. I'm the one who made the teacher choose the kid who never does anything to be your partner. I'm the one who made that gum get stuck on your shoe. I'm the one who made your favorite hoodie get a rip in it. I'm the one who made you forget about your project till the last minute. I'm the one who hid your last pencil. I'm the one that made your locker get stuck so you were late to class on test day. I'm the one that made the pipes leak toxic fluid in the tap water. I'm the one who caused the apocalypse. I'm the one who's nearly finished killing off the human race.
It's me and I'm not sorry.

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ContoA look inside the head of a character as they admit all that they've done.