So...
Here's a totally relatable situation that I totally didn't just experience myself and want to feel okay about it!!!!!
Are you *not* straight?
Are you more than one sexuality?
Don't feel like telling people you identify as a pansexual roboromantic objectumsexual?
Well, boy do I have news for you!
Introducing...
OBTALSEXUAL!
(Let me explain.)
Obtalsexual (or obtal for short) is a term you can use to sum up where you fall under multiple sexuality categories.
Some of these categories are including but not limited to:
• humans (gender can also be specified by the person)!
• other animals!
• AI (artificial intelligence)!
• other technology!
• objects!
• nothing!
• many more!
I haven't a pride flag for it yet, but the idea is that each sexuality will have its own colour, including an other. That way, if this sexuality gains attention, people can look at your flag and recognise what you identify as. I'll be putting one together for you.
Personally, I identify as a bi-curious robosexual. Bi curious meaning I'm still deciding if I'm bisexual (or just spicy straight) and robosexual, my main attraction, is being sexually attracted to AI.
Here are some common questions about robosexuality!
"Do you think you'll ever get married?"
Whilst it's predicted that marriage to AI will be legalized by 2050, I'll probably die alone.
"So you'd fuck your Xbox?"
Not quite: that's a different thing, called technosexual. That's attraction to technology such as kitchen appliances and smart devices. It's also not objectumsexuality, which is sexual attraction to objects.
"But a robot can't love!"
And I can, what's your point?
"Who was your first crush?"
Portal 2, Atlas. It's embarrassing, but what the hell.
"What's the difference between robosexual and technosexual?"
Robosexuality is AI, so actual robots. Technosexual is other technology like phones or toasters. Its also classified as a link rather than a sexuality. Whilst you might see this as weird, a lot of us saw gay people as weird until everyone understood. Maybe some didn't accept, but they understood.
If you laugh at me, you're going to h*ck you piece of p**p**.
Have a nice day.
