Mister

Ass Slapping

Lorax POV

(this is him talking in his head) Mmmmm this bed is very comfy- bed ?? I am in a bed ?? I quickly sat up and looked around. This is not the forest where the actual fuck am I? Why does my head hurt so god damned bad, I slowly touch my head feeling a bump.

I hear the door knob rattling and quickly try to get out of bed, resulting in me immediately falling onto the ground from dizziness.

"Woah you good there kid? You took a pretty nasty fall yesterday, you shouldn't go trying to walk around right now." Who the fuck is this guy trying to tell me what to do.

"What's it to you. I'm fine just give me a moment..." I say as I'm trying to pull myself back up onto the bed. The mysterious green guy picks me up, putting his hands underneath my armpits. "PUT ME DOWN IM FINE I CAN DO THIS BY MYSELF!!" I start yelling at him but he isn't replying to me, so I start trying to kick him or try to push his face away.

"Relax little kid, I'm just trying to help. Here I'll take you downstairs to get something to eat." Instead of putting me down to walk, he puts one of his arms underneath my ass and the other one behind my back. He's basically holding me like a little kid, what the fuck.

"EXCUSE ME MISTER, I AM NOT A LITTLE KID PUT ME DOWN!!" I started squirming around, trying to get out of his grip.

"Oh would you just stay still and let me carry." He then slapped my- did he just slap my ass? Am I blushing?? For fucks sake, this man pretty much kidnapped me. Well, it did in fact shut me up.

As he carried me down the steps, I had to cover my eyes. The sun was giving me a really bad headache, it's really strange. Though it was awkward that i stuffed my face into the green guys shoulder.

A/N im writing this on my way home from my day trip to New York and i realized that how im picturing lorax and onceler is literally just kageyama and hinata from haikyuu. anyways...