Forever (A Snily Fan Fic)

Harry Snape

"So long ago..." thought Severus. "Harry was born. Sigh." Then he called, "Lily I'll clean it up!" Harry was three he was very badly behaved. He was a nightmare but he was so cute. But worst of all Severus had to do all the work because Lily was pregnant AGAIN!!!! Of course it was Christmas Eve so Harry was all wound up.

"Ding-Dong!" The doorbell rung.

"GRANDMA GRANDMA GRANDMA GRANDMA!!!!!!!" screamed Harry. He loved his grandmother. "Grandma guess what! SANTA IS GOING TO BRING ME ONE MILLION PRESENTS!!!!!!" Grandma Snape looked over at her son. Snape ignored her and took her bags to the guest room. "SO I BROKE AN ORNAMENT BUT DADDY SAID IT WAS OK AND I ATE COOKIES BEFORE DINNER AND MOMMY SAID IT WAS OK THEN I PULLED GREENYS TAIL AND GREENY SAID IT WASNT OK BUT MOMMY DID THEN I BROKE A VASE AND MOMY GOT MAD BUT DADDY SAID IT WAS OK THEN HID AND BROKE YOUR PIGGY BANK AND TOOK SOME BIG GOLD SHINY PIECES BUT NO ONE BUT ME SAID IT WAS OK THEN I BIT PARKER AND HIS MOM SAID IT WAS OK THEN I KICKED  CAROLINE AND SHE HATED ME FOR IT BUT SHOWED ME IT WAS OK BYE SLAPPING ME THEN MOMMY MADE ME A GOOD BOY CHART AND I GOT TO THE TOP THEN ATE IT AND SPIT IT OUT IN DADDYS CAPE CLOSET THEN I TRIED TO RIDE ON DADDYS BACK LIKE A SUPERHERO BECAUSE HE ALWAYS WHERES FUNNY SUPERHERO CAPES DADDY GOT MAD AND MOMMY SAID IT WAS OK THEN DADDY FOUND THE GOOD BOY CHART I SPIT OUT AND SAID IT WASNT OK AND MOMMY SAID IT WASNT OK AND YOU SAID IT WASNT OK AND AUNT PETUNIA SAID IT WASNT OK BUT AFTER I CRIED OR A WHILE MOMMY SAID IT WAS OK AND I CALLED DUDLY DUDDERS THE BIG FAT PIG AND UNCLE VERNON SAID IT WASNT ALRIGHT BUT DADDY DID THEN I DANCED AROUND THE HOUSE SINGING MOMMYS FAT LIKE DUDDERS BECAUSE SHES GETTING FAT AND THEN I KISSED CHO AND SHE SAID IT WAS OK AND SHE KISSED ME BACK AND MOMMY SAID IT WASNT OK THAT I CALLED HER FAT LIKE DUDDERS BECAUSE NO ONE CAN BE AS BIG AS HIM BUT THEN SHE LAUGHED AND SAID IT WAS OK THEN WHEN I SAW CEDRIC KISS CHO WHO IS MY GIRL WHEN SHE LEFT I KIKKED HIM IN THE CHICKEN NUGGGETS AND THEN MOMMY SAID IT WAS OK SO DID DADDY AND THENI SAW DRACO POTTER AND I KICKED HIM IN THE CHICKEN NUGGETS AND YOU AND MOMMY AND DADDY AND EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR DRACOS FATHER POOPY POTTER ..."