Facts 27&28

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Fact 27) The day, that I came out of my mom, was снежні сем. (google tran that) Just kidding it's 7 dec.

Reason: I felt like a ninja and kicked my way out. (Sorry, mom. Love you.)

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Fact 28) I'd rather eat my vegetables than eat cake.

Reason: Cake is overly sweet. *glances at audience*

AND THE CROWD GOES BOO. *they throw broccoli and tomatoes at me*

THANK YOU, THANK YOU. JUST WHAT I WANTED. *bows and does a dramatic exit*

FAREWELL, and UNTIL NEXT TIME!
-Ristel

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