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I went biking down my road to my school on Tuesday, and when I got home, my shoes and socks were covered in prickies, (sandspurs). It hurt.
I would much rather be a boy than a girl. There are no benefits to being a girl. You can't change my mind.
No looking this up. I have cities but no houses, mountains but no trees, rivers but no fish. What am I? (Answer will be in next chapter)
At lunch, the principle always says she'll put us on silent lunch, but she doesn't want to because it's our social time, and in my head I just think, wait we're supposed to talk to people? I just read my book and avoid all chances of conversation. Humans? Nah. Silence? Uh huh.
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5. Significant other? Nope, I'm not even friends with most people in my class. I mostly like fictional characters, so I'll probably stay single for a while. Perfect partner? Uhhhhhh, I honestly dunno right now. Maybe my cat. He's been my valentine for the last three years.
