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Busted-JonDami Part 2

            At around 8 am, a god came to wake me up.
"Master Damian, it's time to wake up."

"Five more minutes........"

"I'm sorry Master Damian, but your father wanted to talk to you about something."

I groaned. "Fine."
  
    I waited until Pennyworth left before changing into some proper clothes. Every moment felt like torture, Jon had been especially harsh last night. Not that I didn't like it, it was just so painful to move in the mornings. Which wasn't good, because I could usually play it off as getting injured, but I had no injury to prove that today.
   
          I tried my best to walk normally, but of course, Grayson noticed.

"Damian? Are you okay? Why are you limping? Did something happen? Are you hurt-"

I cut him off. "I'm fine Grayson."

Then Father spoke,
"Anyway, Damian, I was thinking, since your single, I might be able to find you a nice girl for you settle down with-"

"EXCUSE ME?!"

"Well, you can't expect me to let you stay single forever! You need a.....A partner!"

"Father. That is one of the most stupid things I've ever heard in my life and I live with Todd and Drake."

"HEY!"

"FIRST OF ALL, WHY AM I BEING COMPARED WITH REPLACEMENT?! SECOND OF ALL, AT LEAST IM NOT A DEMON SPAWN!"

"And why is that Damian?"

"You don't have a partner father. And I already have a partner! Superboy!"

"We're not talking about me Damian. And, by partner, I mean a significant other.  A lover. Not your actual partner."

"But father....... He is my lover- I MEAN-"

"WHAT?!" "THE FUCK?!" "SINCE WHEN?!" "EXCUSE ME?!"
(Bruce, Timato, Jaybird and Dickiebird)

"Oh shit-"

Wha- Did Grayson just faint?! No wait, he's on the floor crying- No, sobbing about-

"*sob* My baby's all grown up- *sob*  And he has a boyfriend- *sob*"

I slowly back away, as their attention turns to the sobbing heap on the ground, before running as fast as I can to grab my phone.
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                          Beloved
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D: No time to explain, run, hide LEAVE!

J: Woah woah woah, back up. What's going on? Explain!

D: I just said no time to explain! Ru

J: Damian? Do you mean run?

J: Dami???

J: DAMI ARE YOU OK?!

D: So.....Your dating Demon spawn huh?

J: Uh...... Yes? Jason is that you?

J: I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T KILL ME-

D: Oh, don't worry I won't.

J: Oh phew-

D: But the others probably will.

J: WHAT?!

D: Oh yeah, forgot to mention, Goldie finally stopped sobbing and went to grab the girls. Replacement and Bruce  are going over there with them. They seem to be carrying a lot of Kryptonite with them......

J: I'm totally screwed-

D: Yes, you definitely are.

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    "Jon~ Where are you?"

Jon put his head in his hands.

I am totally and utterly fucked, he thought to himself.