god x maayan

maayan x god part 2

After school ended lmAO
POV god
God was hanging out with his homie jesus and as he was walking with jesus to get cheese they were walking to he realized his waifu owo bkishes..was also there very near and he walked up to hot babe and asked her "bro u wanna fucking hangout with us..bkushes.." hot babe bkishes and threw soap and ran away crying bc he didnt give her macdonolds "WAIT WHY ARE YOU RUNNING WHY ARE YPU RUNNING"
He asked jesus if he did something wrong lol jesus said "no bro lmao"
Ok (DAY AFTER)

Maayan was hiding behind her friend group because she was scared and embarassed. Bucket spotted maayan and walked up to her and told maayan that god hates her and all of a sudden bucket shot a laser that brainwashed maayan and now she owns a BIG COOL AMAZING HOLY SHIT BROOOOO secretbase.

Maayan saw god and she beat him up lmao!!!1!1!1 "ECKS DEEEE"
Maayan said as she had a evil laighe cks dee
God pov again "wtf bro"
Something happened..something happened to hot babe...why..why would she..*faints*........................................................i woke up tied up to a wall i looked around as when i looked left i saw nothing when i looked right i saw nothing when i looked infront of me though..i saw hot babe..with a ficking knife bro.."wh-what why are you holding a knife... that is not cool man.." hot babe got closer and closer to me..and then as she almost stabbed me she stopped because someone was behind and he screamed "DONT TOUCH MY NEW HUSBAND..!!" it was jesus HE LIKED GOD THE WHOLE TIME and wanted to tell him but maayan took him awaay from him

God was like "bro "
Jesus was like "man"
That was a moment ti share
God bkushed as he heard jesus say that..he all of a sudden had a crish ln SPMEONE ELSE!!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 and that crish was..JESUS!! "j-jesus.. y..you had crush on me? Whoel tome..? Jesus bkushed and answered.."y-yes.. did...bkushes more"
Maayan and bucket got really mad..they all of a sudden fell inlove and married eachother

The end bro im making a sequel soon🤯