Girls und Panzer: It's St. Gloriana and the Dimension Hopper!

Introduction - Welcome to the World!

Before we begin, we need to get you up to speed with Arthur and the world itself. If you skip over this part, you'll probably be confused with the rest of the story.

Okay, let's get started.

Arthur was a... guy. Average Joe.

Well, that was until he met a mysterious figure one day. This fateful encounter would lead to a series of events that climaxed in an epic inter-dimensional battle and the discovery of a realm beyond our imaginations.

That's going to be a story for another time though...

But, the main takeaway should be that Arthur is now a dimension-hopper.

Arthur himself is quite chaotic. He enjoys fast things and is quite a glutton. Despite that, he has a fast metabolism (he jokes that the reason why he likes speed is because of this.)

Many gadgets are available at his disposal. Here are some:

The Main Portal - A stationary portal at Arthur's Underground Lab; the main entrance to the Dimension Realm.

Dimension Leaver (a.k.a. THE ADIOS REMOTE) - It's a remote that helps Arthur leave a dimension he's in. Despite the importance of this device, Arthur has never updated its design. This is a detriment due to the fragile nature of the device. One bad landing would destroy it. However, you can fix it, but it's quite expensive and a huge time-waster.

Gloves - They're just gloves. What did you expect? Gloves with superpowers?

The Dimension Realm is a realm beyond Earth and space. Only accessed via special Portals, the Realm is largely infinite. Featuring dominant purples and blues, it's an ethereal place where anything and nothing exists at the same time and reality has no meaning. Although it may seem like there are no physical walkways, there is one. In fact, it's everywhere! Walk wherever you like and simply walk into a dimension! It's that simple!

Each dimension is some kind of variation of Earth. Some are perfect and some are not. Some are post-apocalyptic nightmares and some probably can kill you in 2 minutes. However, once you enter a dimension, you have some kind of time limit. On average, your time in one dimension could last up to a month. Failure to get out of one will lead to fatal consequences that Arthur has refused to comment on. So, it's best to keep that Dimension Leaver handy.

And, if you're reading this, you've seen Girls Und Panzer.

If you haven't, just take notes:

- Tankery is a popular sport among women.

- All the high schools are stereotypes of different world powers.

- A lot of people live in cities on top of aircraft carriers (School Ships).

Now that everything has been said and done, time for this absurd tale to unfold...

PANZER VOR!