ℋℯ𝓁𝓁ℴ ℬ𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝓮𝓈 !!𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴 !!!
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Hawaldar seonghwa: voh chor hai Mr.jimin aur mr.hobi
Jin:kyyaaaaaaaaaa!?!?
Kookie: voh saloon wala jimin
Seonghwa:haan aur voh galli ka tharke insaan hobi
Yoongs: Ka bat kar rahe ho voh saloon wala jisse humne kal bagal ke baal banaye the ?
Jin:heh!?
kookie: *chuckles*
seonghwa:haan sir!
yoongs:padko un dono ko saalo ki himmat kaise hui bhabhi ji ki chain churane ke!!
Jin: padko unko aur ha inspector unko belt se marna
yoongs: apki iccha hum kaise puri na kare? jaaroor unko belt se fatke milenge !!
*2 hours later*
seonghwa aur yoongs ne Jimin aur hobi ko pakad liya hai.
yoongs:harami tumri himmat kaise hui bhabhi ji chai churane ki haa *slaps jimin*
Jimin:ahhhhh hamka maf kardo inspector babu.
Hobi: ha hamka maaf kardo. Humse galti ho gaye!
Yoongs:aise kaise maaf karde tumko tumne hamri bhabhi ji ka dil dukhaya hai.
Jimin:haanji!?🤨
yoongs:ahem! tum log chalo abhi bhabhi ji ke paas aur saach saach bolna
yoongs:hamra naam hai inspector yoongi pandey juth bologe to padege dande.
*at bhabhi ji's house*
yoongs:bhabhi ji hum chor ko le aye !!
Jin:kaha hai!?
yoongs:yaha pe!
Jin:maro----
Kookie:kaha hai chor kaha hai uske kaan ke neeche bajayange hum *slaps hobi aggressively*
hobi:bhabhi ji apka haat kitna smooth hai!! Hayeeee! ek aur bar thappad mareye na please!!
yoongs:sala flirt karta hai 🔫*points gun at hobi*
hobi:sorry sorry sorry sorry
Jin:tumne mere chain kyu churaye ?
yoongs: bol be bhadve!!
jimin:hamko paisa chaiye tha!
yoongs:ha---
jin:inspector ji nahi mai bat karungi
yoongs:thek hai
jin: to bolo us paise ka kya karne wala the tum?
hobi:us paise see hum hamri jindagi badalne wale the jimin ko shah rukh khan se milna tha aur humko Salman khan ji ka teere naam wala hairstyle karwana tha aur humko bhai jaisa chasma chaiye tha.
kookie:uske liye choori karna??
hobi & jimin: sorry bhabhi ji!!
kookie:are hamka sorry kahe bol rahe ho sorry mrs.jin ko bolo !!!
hobi & jimin: sorry mrs.jin !!
jin:thek hai maaf kiya !! Inspector ji un dono ko chod do
yoongs:paar bhabhi ji inko saaza----
jin:chod do please!!
yoongs:thek hai,oye hawaldar chod de unko
seonghwa:okay *to hobi and jimin*jao jelo apni jindagi !!
hobi:dhanyawaaddddd isi bat pe humse gale milo!!!
seonghwa :hato!!!!!
jin and kookie:hahaha
hobi:bhabhi ji phir se thapad maro
Kookie:hato yaha see warne inspector yoongs ko bolke tumko jail bhijwaungi
hobi:acha thek hai chalo jimin!!
jimin:maaf kardo hamko!!
jin:kar diya!!
jimin:thankooo
jimin:chalo phir hum jate hai
jin:ruko !! tumko shah rukh khan se milna hai na??
jimin:haan
jin:mera bhai director hai usse tumhe shah rukh khan see milwaungi
Aur hobi tumko sallu bhai jaisa chasma aur hairstyle free mein!!jimin:kyaaaa!?
hobi:haaa!??
jimin:ap saach bol rahe hai
jin:haan
jimin:dhanyawaaddd bhabhi ji ap ka sukriyada kaise kare
jin:hamari chain vapas do!!
jimin:ayo hobi inke chai do
hobi:yeh lo bhabhi ji !!!
yoongs:ruko!!!
*takes the chain from hobi and gives it to jin*
yoongs:uski parchai bhi hum aap dono pe girne nahi denge!!!
jin:thanks inspector
yoongs:chailye phir hum chaltein hai byeee!!
jin:byeee!!
kookie:bye bye kabhi kabhi ana hamre ghar pe dokhla khane
yoongs:are kyu nahi jaroor ayenge hamri biwi see to acha khana banate ho aap
kookie:thankoooo
*yoongs and seonghwa along woth jmin and hobi left*
Kookie:chalo accha hua apki chai vapas mil gaye!!
jin:haan-----
Tae and Namjoon: bhabhi ji/baby maine suna apki/tumhare chain chori ho gaye!!!!!????
––to be continued
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