Larry Stylinson Fluff and smut One Shots

The Radio Interview

"alright, i'm on the phone with Louis Tomlinson!" The presenter, Nick Grimshaw introduced him.

Louis and Harry were sitting on the bed. Louis had his phone in his hand, he was sat in harry's lap, Harry's arms wrapped around his waist.

"Hello, Hello!" Louis grinned as Harry littered kisses along the back of his neck.
"So Louis! you've got a new single out. What's it called again? I've forgotten." Nick joked.
"idiot. It's called Next To You." Louis smiled, Harry snuggled closer to him, knowing the song was about him.
"now i'm getting a lot of tweets from people saying this song is about your friendship with Harry, or relationship." Louis could tell he was smirking.

"Ah yes, I've been seeing that too. It's actually not, it's about my girlfriend, Eleanor..." As louis spewed some shit about the song being about Eleanor, Harry ran his fingers along Louis' jawline, pouting to himself.

"Aw how lovely, She's a very lucky girl." Harry huffed and pulled his hand away.
"y-yeah." Louis bit his lip and Harry slid away from Louis.
"okay, Louis. We're gonna play a little game. The rules are that you have to decide which quote goes with which one of your band mates, got it?" Louis had moved back, peppering Harry's face in kisses.

"Yep, yep! g-g-got i-i-it." Harry decided to leave a love bite on his jawline, hard to hide.
"you alright, Louis?" Nick laughed a bit, he knew about Harry and Louis and could guess what Harry was doing.
"just-uh-play the g-g-game." Louis had blushed bright red, hitting Harry's arm as he pulled his lips away.

"okay the first one. tell me who it's said by and the reason behind it." Nick pressed play.

"I've been asleep before-" Louis instantly recognized it as his fetus voice, but he had forgotten he had said this. "-and Harry's hit me 'round the head with his penis. it actually wrapped 'round my whole face. Who wouldn't be envious of that?" 

"oh dear...Jesus Christ when did i say that?" Louis laughed and Harry couldn't help but join in.
"no clue mate, but the question his does his penis still get wrapped around your face?" Nick asked making Harry internally groan and dig his face into Louis shoulder, who was now half lying on Harry who was sat against the headboard.
"sometimes, sometimes."

Louis knew that would drive the Larries crazy and he couldn't help but giggle.
"Alright then, next one!"

" eeeeeeeh ahsjzjdlal maybe? I mean ahdjazksl well okay no but like ok like basically I mean ok but like uhm like yslqksllf like ok let me explain uhhhhhh i mean basically uhm ok ok so like not that like yknow its like ... i don't wanna tell you that like, you know, you're wrong, but like basically uh uhmm i'm like leaning towards no, so yeah"

Louis couldn't help but burst out into laughter.
"He-oh my god. he sounds l-like a horse." Louis managed to get out between laughter.
"thats him denying Sweet creature being about me right?"
"yes, he's not very good at lying."

"Shut up man!" Harry said very loudly and Nick's twitter instantly blew up.
"you blew your cover harry!!" Louis groaned.
"well we could've denied it if you didn't just say my name on live radio!" Harry snapped back.
"i'm leaving." Louis huffed and ran out the room.

"Lou! i'm sorry! come back baby!" Harry got up and ran after him.

Eventually all the listeners could hear was Louis running around and giggling.

They eventually collapsed onto the bed again, Louis kissed him quickly.

"Right anyway. What was the next question?" Louis giggled.
"Well the next question is about your relationship?"

"Well. Uh its um-"
"We're married." Harry cut in.
"Shh." Louis laughed
"Shh to you too...dickhead." Then there was a pause.
"you guys alright?" Nick asked, no reply. "Alright! Well, I think they're making out so we'll leave this here. Well thanks to Louis and Harry for joining us and here's Louis Tomlinson's new single Next to you..."

Nick laughed it off and hung up on the two.