how we met

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i was on my way to school (like i did every day) nothing really happened, until i got to school and saw HIM.

he was the most beautiful ogre I've ever seen.

"hey, who is he?" i asked my friend

"i think his name is Shrek" she answered

"he's so hot, i want him go rail me RIGHT NOW"

the rest if that month was fine until...

one day i was sitting in math Shrek walked in like normal, but instead of going to his seat he looks me up and down then WALKS OVER.

"hey sexy baby" he said

"h-hey" i said in shock. did he just call me sexy baby!?

"you wana go out sometime?" he asked

"y-y-yeah" i kinda screamed but i didn't mean to i mean he's SO god damn hot.

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