Goofy Pair (Teo Halm fan fiction)

Chapter 1

"Jean! Jean! You're staring again!" I look up to see my best friend, Shan, laughing at me.

"I'm sorry, he's like, right there!" I say defensively.

Teo, he is perfect! With his beautiful brown eyes that light up when he smiled. And don't get me started on his smile, it is utterly perfect.

"You're supposed to be running. We have one more lap to go," Shan says picking up the pace.

"Fine," I reply, starting to sprint. One of my curls spills out of my loose bun and is waving in the warm, spring winds. I ran until I finished the last quarter of the mile.

I stop, out of breath, and looked at coach to get my time.

"Nine minutes and thirty-two seconds. Not your best, but still good work," he says.

"Thanks coach," I say walking to the field inside the track. Shan was sitting, drinking from our water bottle. "You thirsty hobo! Stop drinking all my water," I exclaim, shoving him. I take the water and chug down the remainder of the half filled bottle.

"I know you did not just drink the rest of our beloved baby!"

I stick my tongue out tauntingly shaking my hips in his face.

Shan pulls me down and sits on me. I squirm under his weight, I'm small and he's tall, weighing twice I do in muscle and bones.

"Get off of me...You ape!"

"Not until you apologize you turd!"

"Ug! Sha! Mmmm! Yah! Erg! Fine! I'm sorry!" Shan gets off me, "Sorry you're so ugly!" I say laughing. Shan trys to sit on me again, but I dodge his boney butt by rolling to the left. Absentmindedly rolling into Teo.

"What the... Oh hey Jean. Why are you rolling?" he asks, his eyebrows raised chuckling.

"Umm..." I'm so dumb, say something funny like you usually do. Why am I so nervous, it's just a boy.

A gorgeous one...

"Jean was just learning a lesson," Shan saves the day.

Teo smirks, "Yall are the weirdest couple," he says.

EW! "We're not dating!" I blurt out.

"She wants me, just doesn't want to admit it," Shan says, smirking.

"No I don't," I shove him, " Just because you want me, doesn't mean I want you."

"You two are pretty touchy, you sure there is nothing between the you two?" He asks, before Shan could say something that would make me call him a bunghole and then we would go into a fit of name callings.

"Out relationship is totally platonic. We've been best friends since pre-K," I say. Why would he even think that we were dating, aren't him and Shan friends?

"Oh which reminds me, my mom says you can come over and stay the night. She's making sweet potato pie," Shan says.

"Yes! Thank the heavens for your mother!" I say.

"I thought I was coming over so we can play on the PS4?" Teo says.

"Oh crap, almost forgot. I'm sorry man, we can do it ano-"

"You can come over if you want!" I say a little too loud.

Teo looks at Shan to be assured that it was ok. He is so cute! Shan stops smirking at me when he sees Teo waiting. "Yeah, it's cool with me."

"Cool," Teo says, "Meet you after school around five?" He asks.

"Yeah, see you then," Shan says. Teo smiles at me and walks over to his other friends. Shan is usually with them when I'm not there. He would never abandon me, that's why he's my homie.

"You can come over if you want, I'll be on Shan's bed naked, waiting to make sweet, sweet love to you!" Shan says in a high pitch, girly voice. It didn't make any sense, since I had a deep voice, for a girl at least.

"Oh shut up!" I say, my face flushed.

"Teo! Teo! Hiyah! Hiyah!" He was doing a high pitched moan.

I flicked his Adams apple. "What the f***!" He says after he says a loud Ow, causing everyone to look at us.

" Hey. It was your turn to learn a lesson," I smirked.

"I'm going to get you back for this," he said. The five minute bell rang and I raced Shan to the locker rooms. We always competed at everything.

I ran back outside to find Shan sticking his tongue out at me. I trudge to him, pouting.

"Why are you pouting big baby!" He teases.

"You can suck my-"

"Such vulgar language from such a little girl! For shame!" He chuckles.

"First off, I'm fifteen, and second you didn't give me the chance to say anything "vulgar"!" I say wanting to punch his nuts.

"I know, but you're just too kawaii when you're mad at me! Aww, you're blushing!" I cover my face. The last bell of the day rang and we all flooded outside to get home.

A lot of things are going through my mind. Excitement, fear, adrenaline. I want to punch and hug Shan at the same time.

"Don't be scared, Teo is like me. Just not as sexy," Shan winks at me.

"As if! Get out if my mind!"

"I know you kid!"

"So! I'm going to my house, I'll meet you at your house later, turd," I say walking across the street to my house that is 3 blocks from the school.