The Bet (Law Order SVU)

Chapter 11

"He's bringing me more tequila, right?" Alex asked as she watched their waiter run away.

"Yup," Abbie grinned. "Gotta get you nice and horny so you let Olivia jump you later."

Olivia cleared her throat and grinned sheepishly. "Um, actually... she's rather aggressive when she's drunk on tequila. So, I might not be jumping her tonight - but I can guarantee you that I will be having one hell of a good time later."

"Oh, fuck me," Abbie groaned as she slammed her forehead onto the table.

"What's wrong with Abbie?" Alex asked as she turned her attention away from the bar where their drinks were being currently mixed.

Olivia laughed and pressed a reassuring kiss to Alex's temple. "Nothing, Baby. Don't worry about it."

Alex pursed her lips in what Olivia thought was a rather adorable fashion and furrowed her brow. "Why is Abbie upset?"

"Because my evil plan is going to backfire and I'm going to lose a hundred bucks!" Abbie grumbled into the table.

Alex frowned. "Oh. What's your evil plan?"

Serena laughed. "Don't worry about it, Alex. I'll make her forget all about it later."

Abbie sat up quickly and grinned. "Really?"

"Really, really," Serena replied with a smile.

"Heh - you sound like Shrek," Alex giggled.

Their waiter reappeared tableside and rested his tray on the edge of the table as he began setting drinks out in front of the women.

"Yay! Tequila!" Alex clapped happily. "I love you, waiter boy."

"Hey!" Olivia protested laughingly.

"Oh, don't worry, Baby," Alex turned to reassure her girlfriend. "I love you way, way, way more. And your boobs." She tried to grab the mounds in question, but Olivia deflected her hands easily, which caused Alex to pout. "Look at them, Liv, they're lonely! May I pleeeease play with them? I'll be a good girl!"

Abbie choked on her drink and Serena began rubbing circles on the Texan's back to help her through the spasms. Abbie was rather impressed that Alex's alcohol-soaked brain had somehow retained her knowledge of grammar, but she was mostly amused.

"Not now, Alex," Olivia murmured, an embarrassed blush setting her cheeks aflame.

"Oh," Alex replied as she considered her options. "What if I promised to be a bad girl - then could I play with them?"

This time, Serena choked on her drink, and their waiter literally ran away.

"No," Olivia repeated firmly, feeling like she was dealing with a toddler. Then again, small children didn't usually try to grope people in public. "Alex, stop that," she ordered, catching the blonde's hands a second time. Alex's pout looked so adorable that Olivia kissed the ADA's knuckles, but she stood firm in her decision not to let Alex take advantage of her in a restaurant booth. They had already engaged in enough risqué sex for one day.

"We should videotape this and show it to Liz Donnelly," Serena whispered loudly to Abbie, making sure the two women across the table could hear.

"Or Judge Petrovsky," Abbie added.

"Ugh." Alex groaned. "Petrovsky. She didn't like my sex hair."

"Your... what?" Serena asked, laughing into her napkin so that she wouldn't spit out any more of her own margarita. While she was distracted, Alex reached across the table and stole her glass, downing the rest of it before her friend could blink. She licked her lips and gave Serena a devious wink.