i stagger into the living room of the frat house i wandered in the night before. almost everyones gone, only a few people with lingering hangovers from the night before. i decide its time to head back to my dorm. as i walk out the door i search for my car, i soon realize i left it at the dorm, as i got a ride to another party from a friend before wandering into this one. i see a girl, im feeling courageous and decide to ask her for a ride home, she turns around, SHES FUCKKNG STUNNING WE GETMARRIED HAVE 2-3 BABIES AND SHE EATS MY PLACENTA.
