Some really random book

WAAAAAAAAH STAHP

DOES SEALAND LOOK LIKE ALFREDO RODREGEZ
HMMMMMMMMMMM
MY FRIENDS ARE SUPER ANNOYING
My friends (retarded) theory:
SEALANDS REAL NAME IS ALFREDO RODREGEZ
(I'm not sure how to spell it)
AND I DID IT WITH HIM AND IM PREGNANT
AND HE ABANDONED ME AND NOW IM WITH JAPAN
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Still my my friends are annoying
But I still love them
And I'll get them back
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KILL KILL KILL
Oh my, I got carried away