"OMG ARENT YOU FAMOUS 🙀🙀🙀" you tell harry styles.
"yuh what about it 🙄✋‼️" he says.
chile anyways, you and harry are about to get into his limo (which is bigger than biden's 🙄✋), until you hear someone running towards you guys. it's biden 🤮🤮🤮.
"Y/N COME BACK YOURE THE ONLY ONE I LAUV 🥖😩" he tells you.
you turn behind you and without a second thought, you quickly get into the limousine with harry and tell the driver to go. at that moment, you just wanted to get away from the old cheater 😩"
suddenly, a huge fatass orange rolls in front of the car. harry and the driver are scared and the car stops going, but you turn around and see that joe is still running behind you (fan energy 🙄‼️✨)!
"keep going it's just trumpie wumpie bunker boy" you tell the driver calmly.
you turn to harry styles and say "where are we going anyways? 👁👄👁" at first you thought you were gonna be heading to your house, but you had been in the car for well over an hour, so you definitely weren't going there. 🚗
"we have to go to my concert tonight before it's too late" he explains.
"ugh fine bitch but i'm gonna take all the food because that what i do 😜 you tell him."
two hours later
you guys finally arrive at the concert location, and you and harry head inside. the paparazzi are flooding yall, but you manage to head inside the building quickly. 🏙
once you're inside, you see a table filled with food, you hadn't eaten anything on the ride here, so you head towards it and take something to eat. however, once you turn around, you realize that you don't know where harry is, therefore you don't know where to go.
Before you can ask someone's for help, you feel a pair of hand grad you and put a bag over your head.
a/n: so do you guys think i should keep going with this story because at this point i'm just adding random shit 😜
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Fanfic(this is a joke lmao) YALL I STARTED THIS IN SEPTEMBER AS A JOKE OMG THANK YOU FOR THE READS 🌜🥂🌛 this technically turned into a harry styles x reader fanfic where biden tries to get with you but either way i hope you like it 😜🤞 and yes i know i...