This is regarding what happened to me today on Instagram, when Ashton Irwin from 5 Seconds Of Summer uploaded a picture of him listening to Jack Johnson.
Now, there are many Jack Johnson's in this world, and I happened to think that he was listening to Jack Johnson from Magcon. So, I just commented on his picture, asking if he was listening to the person I thought he was. But, a few people just need to be grassholes and comment stuff like "OMG HE IS NOT LISTENING TO MAGCON YOU ILLITERATE 14-YEAR-OLD I S2G I WILL KILL YOU SMH!!!!!!"
Calm your tits, woman.
Firstly, it was a question.
Secondly, I didn't invite you to my barbecue, so why are you all up in my grill?
Thirdly, I wish I had b*tch repellent to get away from you, because you are like a fly which entered through a 2-inch-gap but won't get out of a whole open door.
Oh, and what are you going to do? Reach out through your phone's screen and stab me in the eye with a pencil while shouting tribal chants?
Until next time, when I finally have some good snitch repellent :)
