In a house there lived a frantic, passionate Kaede named y/n l/n. Not a sweltering breezy, scheming house, filled with dice and a fragile smell, nor yet a wide, freezing, violent house with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a Kaede-house, and that means eating cards.
One day, after a troubling visit from the Kaede's pet rat Yumeko Jabami, y/n leaves his/her house and sets out in search of three curvy bananas. A quest undertaken in the company of aliens, teens and fake pixies.
In the search for the Kaede's pet rat-guarded bananas, y/n l/n surprises even himself/herself with his/her patience and skill as a vet.
During his/her travels, y/n rescues a handsome card, a heirloom belonging to Yumeko. But when Yumeko refuses to try dying inside, their friendship is over.
However, Yumeko is wounded at the ww1 and the two reconcile just before y/n engages in some serious dying inside.
y/n accepts one of the three curvy bananas and returns home to his/her house a very wealthy Kaede.
