hoe department

juns plushie

nyeacnuj: i shouldnt have signed this contract

thegay:holy shit did jun just say that? wonwoo did you steal juns phone or sum?

weehoe: nah i got tired of telling yall

boobitch: other than the fact im offended, whats wrong jun?

nyeacnuj: thank you for asking seungkwan :D youre my favourite dongsaeng now ^^

hoshitty:

 weehoe:

woohoon:

DeecK:

gyugyu:

thegay: 

vernomnom: :<

chenchan: 

yoondere: ohhhh hohoho the tea already evaporated

skskskshua: wait you actually know about science????? teach me

yoondere: learn yourself peasent

skskskshua: ok

s.icup: 👁👄👁

skskskshua: i have the blackmail

s.icup: oh my my i had a technical diffuculty i didnt mean to send that

thegay: other than the fact im offended over what jun said, i'm intrested of what this said "blackmail" that shua-hyung has is 

nyeacnuj: notice how he called joshua-hyung "shua-hyung" but called me :"jun"

thegay: i did? didnt notice it 

nyeacnuj:  is the8 mad at me D:

chenchan: no

nyeacnuj: oh phew

chenchan: were all mad at you

yoondere: except 95z and seungkwan

chenchan: shut up hyung

yoondere: dont tell me to shut up if YOU wont shut up at night

chenchan:.... hyung please close your mouth

yoondere: negative

boobitch: jun, again, what happened?

nyeacnuj: my plushie

skskskshua: ?????

nyeacnuj: its gone :c

yoondere: hOL UP SOMEONE HURT JUN

s.icup: UNBELIEVABLE 

skskskshua: wE MUST FIND THE CULPRIT

hoshitty: i know im supposed to be mad at you jun hyung, bUT WHO D A R E MESS WITH JUN

thegay: jUN PROTECTION SQUAAAD

s.icup: roger

yoondere: roger

skskskshua: roger

hoshitty: roger

weehoe: roger

woohoon: roger

DeecK: roger

gyugyu: ..roger

seungkwan: rogeeerrr

vernomnom: roger

chenchan:.....

thegay: .

chenchan: rOGER

thegay: we will find the culprit!!!

s.icup: yes sir

yoondere: yes sir

skskskshua: yes sir

hoshitty: yes sir 

weehoe: yes sir 

woohoon: yes sir

DeecK: yes sir

gyugyu: yes sir

seungkwan: yes sir

vernomnom: yes sir

chenchan: yes sir

thegay: ONWARDDDD!

three hours later

woohoon: IM SORRY NOOOO

thegay: YOU M O N S T E R

yoondere: HOW DARE YOU

skskskshua: EXPLAIN YOURSELF

woohoon:its so soft and cudly i took it to take a nap and was going to return it but jun messaged the groupchat before i could step out my room

thegay: YOU-

nyeacnuj: ohhh! you should've just asked! i would've given it to you ^^

woohoon: i thought you'd say no..

nyeacnuj: well, since i like to cuddle with it after i eat, and you nap after you eat, we can go buy you one from where i bought mine!

yoondere: adorable but uh can i come with

nyeacnuj: sure!!

boobitch: moral of the storyy????

chenchan: to not hurt jun-hyung duh

nyeacnuj: why?

weehoe: you kinda dont wanna know..

woohoon: can you guys untie me and get me down from this pole i can feel the heat from under me

nyeacnuj: tie??pole??heat??

s.icup: jun get your plushies we're watching a movie ^^

nyeacnuj: oh ok

thegay: WOOZI-HYUNG YOU ALMOST GOT US CAUGHT STFU

woohoon: deserved