10 things to do if your on TV:
1. Lick the camera
2. Say "Bananas are nice" if your getting interviewed.
3. Say "Potato." Then walk away
4. Burp really loudly
5. Fart really loudly
6. Randomly sing 'Let it Go" in a really off-toned voice
7. If your getting Interviewed, Grab the Reporter's microphone and run away
8. If being Interviewed, say, "I'm feeling fine." For every question the reporter asks you.
9. If your in a reality show thats being broadcasted live, get really close to the camera, and whisper: " Don't believe anything they say." In a creepy voice.
10. Start Crying and Ranting, on how your life sucks and how your mom wont buy you a chimpanzee, and so on.
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