Your assassin lover (illumi x reader)

Illumi x Halloween obsessed reader part one

In was October and you wanted to decorate the apartment
(You share and apartment in this story~jinx)
You decided you were going for a haunted house looking look illumi was out seeing his friend hisoka and he wasn't going to be back till around 5 and it's 2:30
he said that You could've went with him but You decided to stay here and decorate You call shizuku machi and pakunoda to come help you grab the hidden decorations from your closet and you just draw up ideas in a sketch book you even decide to do a Halloween makeup look blood red lipstick orange and black eyeshadow eyeliner and you use contacts just for that day they made your whole eye black you even scared your self and just for the fun of it you had fake fangs on while you were drawing up ideas you heard a knock you walk over and open it
"Y/N it's so nice to see you"
Pakunoda smiled
"Woah Y/N what happened?"
Machi asked You smile to show your fangs
"Just a little Halloween look"
You said
"Well you look great"
Shizuku said
"I hope you don't mind we brought shalnark he really wanted to help and see you"
Pakunoda said he walks from around the wall and you wave at him
"I don't mind at all the more help we could get is great"
You go around hugging everyone
"So where's illumi?"
Shalnark asked
"He's out with hisoka"
I gestured everyone to come in
"Come on in its not going to be a haunted apartment if we just stand here"
They walk in and shalnark picks up a bag and sets it on the table
"What's that?"
You asked pointing at the bag
"We thought it would be fun to decorate and just dress up a bit I have  bunny ears and tail, cat ears and tail. Wolf ears and tail, fox ears and tail, and dogs ear and tail one for everyone
You smile
"That does sound fun"
He lays them out on the table
"So Y/N what animal do you wanna be"
You thought for a bit
"I'll be a wolf with this interesting look"
You weren't wearing something that can hold a tail so you went to grab a belt and put it on you walk out to see shalnark is a dog pakunoda's a bunny shizuku's a cat and machi is a fox You shake your tail and giggle everyone joins your little giggle you bring the bin full of Halloween decorations from the coffee table in the living room to the kitchen table and you guys get to decorating shalnark chases you around with a fake spider he knew how much you hated spiders
"Ok shalnark Enough playing around your going to give Y/N a heart attack"
Pakunoda says
"Aww Ok it was fun while it lasted"
He chuckled
"Hey no it wasn't"
You growled at him
"I think your taking the wolf thing a little to serious"
Machi said giggling you dig in the bin and you take out blood splatter decals and placed them on the window you go to the bathroom and place a bloody hand print on the bathroom mirror
While you were putting one on the shower door you howled shalnark barked back and shizuku peeked around the corner and meowed
You walk out and grab something else out of the bin it was a paper with instructions
"Oh I remember now"
You said loudly
"What's that?"
Pakunoda asked
"Oh it's just a paper I have with instructions to make a cake vanilla cake dye it blood red cover the cake with white frosting, dye some frosting light grey and put it in a piping bag and write some ones name to make it look like bones so if You were to write illumi i would..."
You gasp at the idea and looked at the time we only spent 45 minutes of decorating and chasing you with a spider
"When we are done decorating we can bake illumi a cake"
Everyone smiled at the idea
"That sounds fun"
Shalnark said
"So We have a question did illumi say he was bringing hisoka here or something"
They all asked at the same time some how it was creepy
"I don't know to be honest"
But You were wondering why they wanted to know it was weird did they know something You didn't it's fine anyways you closed your eyes this time and went through the bin you grabbed out fake spiders you immediately screamed and threw them at shalnark of course on accident but he didn't let it slide
"Y/N no cheating"
He picks one up and chased you around you were Faster than him so you jumped behind the couch and hid
"Shalnark what did I say about chasing her around with spiders!"
Pakunoda said you heard a sigh and then something was placed in your head
"Looks like we are tied"
You picked up the thing off your head hoping it wasn't a fake spider but it was you screamed and threw it at him
"Damn it Y/N looks like you got me again"
He chuckled and picked up the spider you were mad about how many spiders there were your parents were obsessed with spiders to every Halloween they would decorate the place with a lot
Of spiders you were fine till they brought a real spider home and it got out of its tank and started crawling on you when you were sleeping and that's how you got your fear of spiders you were only 7 then i decided I was going to text illumi real quick about his opinion with spiders

You: what's your opinion on spiders?

Illumi: if your talking about the bug I don't really mind them I won't kill them unless there crawling on me now if your talking about the phantom troupe spiders some of them are ok

You: ok thank you❤️

Illumi: your welcome❤️

You set your phone back down and get to decorating you decided you were going to add some spiders not a lot but some you weren't going to do it though
"Machi can I have help?"
You asked
"Sure Y/N what's up"
You looked a little embarrassed
"Can you help me put spiders places I don't wanna touch them"
She smiled
"Of course I'll help you"
She take a few spiders and you guys place them everywhere coffee table tv stand kitchen table just for fun we guys even put one in the fridge you two went everywhere to place the spiders in spots once you thought it was a good amount you two stopped you looked in the bin with out your eyes opened you there wasn't a lot left your looked like an haunted apartment you guys spent another 30 more minutes decorating
"Alright it think we are good here should we get to baking a cake should we have illumis name on it seeing how its almost our anniversary"
Shizuku turned around
"Wait really almost you 1 year anniversary"
You nod
"Congratulations Y/N"
Machi said
"Thank you"
You get the frosting dye and cake mix out you also grab a bottle of wine Not for the cake but just for you 5
"Everyone here likes wine right?"
You asked everyone nodded
"Ok good"
You and illumi had your own wine you both liked different ones so you get both it's not every week you get wine but more every two weeks you grab 5 wine glasses and you pour everyone an even amount
"Cheers"
You all hit each other's glasses in the middle of all of you
"Well I have an announcement"
Shalnark said
"Me and shizuku are dating"
He said I could tell he holding back a laugh
"I'm just kidding I'm gay"
I smile
"Oo do you have your eye on any cute boys"
You asked
"No not really"
He said
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Well hoped y'all loved this long chapter of cause I had to make it long I love Halloween and my birthday is on the 27th of this month so why not
Buh-bye my little readers