ᖴIᘜᕼT ᗷᗩᑕK (Kengan Ashura x Various! Reader)

Cake Baking Contest (@kittenthepirate)

"Heads up!" Rihito called out and there was a loud sound of a smack as Cosmo jumped at least five feet in the air. Ohma looked up as Cosmo stared at Rihito with wide eyes and Adam was laughing at his best friend.

"You just gonna let him smack your ass like that, you pussy?!" he laughed harder, bending over himself as Cosmo glared at him.

"It's not my fault I have a fat ass!" Cosmo exclaimed and everybody froze.

"You do not." Rihito deadpanned and Adam leaned over.

"He kind of does though. Look at his thighs."

"Don't talk about my thighs!" Cosmo exclaimed and Ohma chuckled a bit. Two friends of the group, Jessica and Theo, watch silently and the small male of the two leans forward to see what the conversation is about.

"He's not too thick, he's just got that three tier thigh cake." Theo nodded to Jessica's words, looking over the blonde and agreeing.

"I wanna slap it."

"No."

"Why not?"

"Why don't you slap Ohma's ass? He's got hella cake."

Jessica stared at Theo as the two thought about it. "I'm gonna do it." Theo said and Jessica laughed as she looked at her friend. "Do it, do it you coward."

"Bet." Theo stood and Jessica laughed out.

"No, stop, I was kidding!" she cried.

The small male stood, making his way to the conversation that had shifted from Cosmo's ass to Adam's ass and Theo looked very amused at this change of topic. Jessica's attention was caught and she tried taking peeks of the blonde Texan to see if the cake was there. She watched her friend shift through the fighters to get to the tall seaweed head, both giving an evil smirk to each other and Theo leaned to Ohma.

The tall male was completely focused on the conversation that was now about Adam's cake, laughing and making crude jokes and he didn't really expect the small male to do anything when he was standing there.

As all the guys were discussing who had the best cake, Theo decided to chime in.

"I think I know who has the fattest ass."

The fighters all look at the small male expectantly, and the ginger smirked.

"You wanna know?" All the males nodded and Theo smirked.

His hand collided with Ohma's ass as hard as he could swing it, the taller male tensing and freezing before he completely jumped away and stared at the male with wide eyes. Jessica laughed out loud. Theo pointed at Ohma with his thumbs.

"Ohma has hella cake." He looked at the said fighter and grinned evilly. "I'll fuckin do it again."

The small male scared Ohma slightly. It was almost like Karla, just... Less clingy.

Jessica cried out, "You went about that so wrong man! Nobody has fatter cake than my man Raian." Adam pointed at Jessica.

"She does have a point."

"I'm gonna call him and tell him to get his fat ass over here," Jessica quickly whipped her phone out and began quickly texting, despite saying she would call. Theo groaned.

"Don't invite Raisin man. Invite Sawada or something, his thighs are so thick, they fucking scare me. They beat Cosmo any day. No offense Cos."

"It's okay." There was a soft pause. "Wait what?"

Jessica huffed and threw her phone on her legs. "Well, too bad. I texted him." Theo groaned in annoyance and Rihito clapped a hand on the small male's back.