Heard of a hoax that acts like a virus
It sure is getting around
They say it threatens millions of people
I hope it wipes them all out
Watching the death toll rise every day now
Natural selection at work
There ain't no lines now down at the Wal-Mart
This virus sure has its perks
This ain't no party
This ain't no disco
This ain't no fooling around
No time for action
Take a vacation
And let the virus spread out
You're looking tired, wiped out by sickness
You ought to get you some sleep
Don't tell nobody you're warped by the virus
Set off the Night of the Creeps
It's like that film made by Larry Cohen
This virus is like The Stuff
You can't escape it and you can't cure it
Enough is never enough
This ain't no movie
This ain't no postcard
This ain't no fooling around
No time for dancing
No time for joking
Just let the virus spread out
Heard about China? Heard about Texas?
Heard about Washington State?
How 'bout that ship that's trapped in the ocean?
I say we blow it away
We don't need numbers to escalate now
The sacrifice would be fair
For just a hoax, man, it sure gets around well
How'd it end up getting there?
Can't play no concerts
Can't give no handshakes
You know that that ain't allowed
Don't wash your hands now
Just cough into them
We'll let the virus spread out
Go take a trip and head off to Europe
The ban is bullshit in spades
Don't cancel concerts, don't push back movies
Gather and have a parade
I've got two years' worth of toilet paper
Overreaction is key
I blame those yellow bastards in China
I should have listened to Dean
Trouble in transit, lost in Australia
Luggage is full of a flu
Don't get it checked out, don't see a doctor
They wanna euthanize you
You're busy singing for twenty seconds
That won't help you survive
I've got so much rice here in the shelter
The rice will keep me alive
This ain't no party
This ain't no disco
This ain't no fooling around
No time for action
Take a vacation
And let the virus spread out
This ain't no movie
This ain't no postcard
This ain't no fooling around
No time for dancing
No time for joking
Just let the virus spread out
