The Best Man And The Bridesmaid

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He woke up from the light of the sun entering from the window. This wasn’t right. Oh, yeah, he wasn’t in his bedroom, he had sex last night. He was at the chicks house. Wait, who was it he had sex with? Oh… Oh no. Monica Geller. He owned Joey 50 bucks. 

What was that smell? Pancakes. He got up and wore his boxers, which he found near the door, and his shirt. He then got out from the room, into the most colorful living room he had ever seen. It had bright purple walls and a big window, while the kitchen that was also there had blue shelfs. And there she was. Monica, cooking pancakes, whispering in rhythm of a well known song. He silently wished he could be waking up to this everyday. Then he mentally kicked himself for having this thought. 

“Good morning.” She greeted him, putting the pancakes in the table. God, she was looking gorgeous, in her shorts and tight shirt, her hair a mess from last night, a light smile in her lips. 

“Good… Good morning.” He said, sitting on the table. 

“How do you like them?” Monica asked. 

“With chocolate.” Chandler said. She gave to him a jar full of nutella and a spoon, as she was getting maple syrup and blueberries for her own. “So… us… we… last night… we-” 

“Chandler, it’s fine. You want one night stands, and I knew that when I did what I did with you. So, it’s fine, really.” I am such a fool. He had finally found a girl which he liked and made her believe that he wanted her for only one night. But the worst part was that she wanted him for only one night. 

“Look, Monica, I-” 

“I mean it, there is no problem.” She said, breaking his heart. 

They ate and Chandler went to wear his tuxedo back. Then they got back at the hotel that the ceremony was going to be performed some hours later, and each one got to the groom’s, or bride’s rooms accordingly. He knocked the door of Ross’s room only to hear both his best friends screaming from inside. 

“Hey man, where have you been, we have been looking for you all morning!” Ross asked.

“I spent the night at this girl’s house. Anyway, are you nervous?”

“Well, of course I am nervous!” He said, running to the bathroom.   

Joey then turned to him. “So, this girl, was she good?” He asked smiling. 

“She was the bridesmaid.” Chandler said, giving him the 50 dollars he owned him. It took his friend some time to understand why he was handing him money, but eventually he did. 

“With Ross’s sister?” He almost shouted, to much of Chandler’s displeasure. 

“Yeah, and can you please stop shouting ‘cause I would prefer it if he didn’t find out?”

“Sure thing man, but may if I ask you, was she good?” He asked again. 

“Yeah. She was good. So good-” He stopped, as Ross got out of the bathroom. 

“I am so nervous that I have to pee every half an hour.” He said, as he got back at them, sitting at the king size bed of the hotel room. “So, who did you slept with last night?”

“That girl I met at the club we went. She really wasn’t nothing special.” 

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“You had sex!” Phoebe announced the minute she entered the room. 

“How do you know?” Monica asked, surprised. 

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