Akatsuki in my house?!

Chapter 4 - Food Fight, Akatsuki Style

The Akatsuki and I sat on the couches around my dinning table, which was actually just a coffee table. I had cooked a big pot of spaghetti for us all, hotdogs included. As usual, it was deathly silent and awkward. As usual, I broke the silence first.

"So... How are you guys taking it? I mean, being in a new place all of a sudden."

"I feel fucked up." Hidan replied casually as he started wolfing down his spaghetti.

"Not that great either, un." Deidara agreed, pushing his bangs behind his left ear so that he could eat. The rest just shared glances and nods while starting to eat their meals as well.

"Can the rest of you stop being so silent?" I looked at them in annoyance. As one may have realized, I was the chatty type of person who couldn't stand silence. The Akatsuki wasn't making it any better.

"Well kitten, it's not like we know you, let alone are your friends. We don't have a reason to talk to you either." Kisame said as his toothy grin became a slight frown.

"Kitten?" I stared at him blankly before smacking my forehead with my palm.

"Well you are Tabbytha Katt, un. Tabby like a cat, and your last name doesn't help much in that situation either, yeah?" Deidara smirked as he finished the last of his noodles.

"Fine. I've been called worse." I paused to glare at Hidan who just gave me a mischievous grin. "So guess this all you guys will respond, huh?" I tried to look as disappointed as possible, hoping to make them soften up to me.

Unfortunately, one of the only things that weren't taken away from them was their emotional control. They all looked unfazed and some didn't even seem to pay attention to me. I sighed and got up with my plate of spaghetti. I had only gotten half way trough it but lost most of my appetite now, but I don't know why.

"Hey! If you're not fucking finishing then I want it!" A certain priest yelled.

"I want more too, yeah!" A blonde yelled after, glowering at Hidan. They started arguing about who should get the remainder. Turning back to look at the childish fight, I could see both Sasori and Kakuzu looking like they would wanna kill their partners right then and there.

"If you guys are gonna kill each other, just clean up afterwards. If you guys want seconds, there's more in the kitchen." I told them as I pointed to the other side of the living room; where I had a small stove, oven, microwave, fridge, kitchen counter and sink.

Deidara tried to get up to run to the kitchen but Hidan pulled him back down by the hips. I heard a low growl from someone but didn't take much notice. Deidara landed flat on his ass and Hidan got up instead. This time, Deidara grabbed Hidan by the ankle, causing Hidan to trip and fall. Deidara got up again and ran over Hidan, on purpose, to the kitchen and got seconds from the pot.

Hidan got there a few seconds later and did the same, but felt indignant about what Deidara did. He was muttering 'fuck' and 'blonde bastard' so loudly it wasn't really counted as a mutter.

After lunch I decided to bring some of them to the biggest mall north of yorknew city, since I lived in the north side of town. Not everyone could've gone with me because there'd be too many people. Instead I decided to ask.

"Okay, who wants to go to the mall with me?"

They all looked at me blankly and that's when it hit me.

"It's a huge place with a lot of shops that has really cool air in it."

They looked at me skeptically at first but once the information sunk in they glanced at each other.

"There's more food and ice cream there." I coaxed.

"OOOOH! TOBI WANTS TO GO GET ICE-CREAM!"

"Well I want more fucking food!"

"Guess I'll go too then, yeah?"

"I would like to go look around too."

I turned my head to the emotionless looking Itachi who had just said that. "Uh, alright. But I need you guys to take of those cloaks of yours." They did as told and I noticed the other members eyeing them in a weird way. I shrugged it off and went to my closet. I got out a couple of hooded jackets instead and passed it on.

Hidan was wearing a white one with pockets on each side. Deidara took a black one with blue paint splashed on it as the design. His too had pockets. Itachi and Tobi just wore simple dark grey ones. They zipped their jackets up and took off their forehead protectors.

"We'll be back by 5pm. In the meantime, try not to break anything or attract too much attention." I warned with a glare.

Kakuzu scoffed, "You shouldn't be saying that to us."

"Shut the fuck up, old man!" Hidan shouted. How did he know Kakuzu was talking about him? Although that was directed at almost everyone I was brining.

Before I left the house with the guys, I remembered something. "If anyone asks, you guys are professional cosplayers, okay?" They just nodded and I smiled. "Great!"

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Disclaimer : I DO NOT own Naruto or the Akatsuki or anyone else, only my OC. If not, Naruto would be an ecchi anime with all the ero moments of the Akatsuki, there would also be more lemon in the manga, characters that are dead would be brought back to life by the reincarnation jutsu everytime they died, and the Akatsuki will live happily ever after~

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