100 Ways To Make A Fool Out Of Yourself (On Hold)

Bad Beginnings

Chapter 1- Bad Beginnings

I walked out  onto the stage with my guitar in my hand. The sound of clapping and cheering was heard all around me. I stood in front of a mike that was placed center stage and go ready to play Go-Getter Greg by Ludo. I strummed my guitar as the words started to flow out of my mouth with the beat. 

“Oh, hello.

Hi

You must be new I guess

At least you're new to me

Saw you unpacking your car

So I said to myself

Maybe I should help her out

Since we're neighbors now

And all the other people here are elderly

And probably a little standoffish

And I've got nothing to do (and whatnot)

By the way I live in 207

My name is Greg

Wherever are my manners

Let me get that heavy box

I'm a go-getter guy

With a gun in my hand

But just searching for that someone

To be firing it

I've narrowed down the field

And I'm taking a glance

And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance

To be my girlfriend

What's up

Didn't mean to sneak up on you there

I looked downstairs and saw you leaving

So what's up

I haven't seen you at the pool

Since the barbecue 

Not that I've been checking

Here's the deal

I've got this thing 

For work this weekend

And I was wondering 

If you don't have 

Anything going on

That maybe

Ok, hey that's cool 

You're busy

But we should hit up

Jose O'Flannegens 

For Jell-O shots

Your call

It's ok not this week

But Monday

You could come over tonight

I'll be watching cop dramas

Smoking fatty fatties

I'm a go-getter guy

With a gun in my hand

But just searching for that someone

To be firing it

I've narrowed down the field

And I'm taking a glance

And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance

To be my girlfriend