Me: HAI EVERYONE! *Waves arm like crazy* MAH NAME IS PHOENIX BUT IM SURE YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT!
Slenderman: Child, can you stop screaming?
Me: NO I CANNOT SLENDY! NOW LET ME LIVE MY DEAD LIFE!
Slenderman: So help me, I will possess your soul.
Me: *Glups* Alright, calm your tits Slendy.
Slenderman: *Holds his hand on his chest*
Me: Anyways, this is my book of the most amazing, awesome, and fantabulous things in this world! Enjoy!
YOU ARE READING
TEH MOST AWESOME BOOK YOU WILL EVER READ
RandomEYYYYYY! MY NAME IS PHOENIX AND THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING BOOK EVER!
