RICHARD AND PRINCESS

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Richard and a little boy named Princess. They were 68.5 years old and they were in complete and utter love. Now, they were very active for being elderly and they enjoyed parachuting and bungee jumping. One day Richard had to tell an apple a secret, RICHARD WAS PREGNANT! And even better yet, Princess was the father! This was a true miracle because Richard and Princess were very young, 68.5 years to be exact! Richard was waiting for her boyfriend to get home and excited to tell him the news. Since Richard had ADHD, she couldn't contain her excitement so she started licking the walls of her igloo. This probably wasn't the best of ideas in the world at the time because of the little, green alien growing inside of Richards large belly. Princess got home and he started licking walls to.

Seventeen months later, Richard and Princess were blessed with a baby it! They named their blessing after Princess's Grandmother, Humpie. Humpie, Princess, and Richard lived happily ever after.

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