August Alsina Imagines

Your D*** Too Big!

A/n
This a funny story

Y/n p.o.v
Me and Aug are going to the doctor to see why we can't have kids

Yn
Bae you ready?

Aug
Yurp!

*walks in doctor office*

Doc
Wat seems to be the problem

Yn
Me and Aug are tryin to have kids but this shit ain't working we been trying for 4 months now

Doc
Do you have sex on a regular bases?

Aug + Yn

Yes,like every 2 hours we try

Doc
Well we gonna have to check his penis and see if anything wrong wit it

Aug
Wait! Hold up! Check my penis like wtf u mean check my penis

Doc
We gonna see wats wrong wit it

Yn
Aug it's OK bae -laughs-

Aug
Tht shit ain't funny I gott a damn prob wit a man touchin my ish

Yn
-laughs quietly-
Do it for me Bae plz

Aug
Ightt bae only for u but I need a female ain't no damn man he just gone look no touchin like frfr my nigga i aint wit no fruity shii

Doc
Nurse

Nurse
Right this way sir

Yn
-follows nurse-

A/n
Haha I'm cracking up on my own damn story lmfaoo

Nurse
Imma need you to masterbate in this cup

Aug
Bae imma need help

Y/n
Ummm we in the doctor office ain't no damn sex in this office -laughs- you remember wat happend the last time I helped u it turned out wrong

Aug
Ightt wat ever you say

-bust in cup-

Nurse
*knocks*
U done?

Aug
Yep

-zips pants-

Nurse
*takes to lab*
-checks for problem-
Can i see yall in the room

Aug
Wats the prob

Nurse
There is no problem it's prob becuz ur penis is too big

Yn
O.O
What!
Hol up im shocked as shii right now o.o

Aug
Well damn didn't know my shii was tht big for you

Yn
Really aug -sighs-

Aug
Im sorry bae -kisses ur cheek-

Nurse
I guess you gonna get surcumsized

A/n
I don't know how to spell ^

Aug
I can't I love my dick big bruh this shii cant go small this shii gotta stay this size

Yn
Sorry Bae

Haha

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